pullin’ a Wilkes 

Usually used to describe overindulgent communications (i.e. texting) and unintentionally friend-zoning yourself. This is done by focusing on obsolete topics and leaving nothing to the imagination. This phrase was named after a novelist who resides just west of the Hudson..

He wouldn’t stop texting me essays about nonsense, he’s pullin’ a Wilkes..

pullin’ a Wilkes by The Meighflower December 5, 2018

Wilkinsburg 

pron. n.; "We'll-kill-yins-burg"; a city in Pennsylvania, immediately outside of Pittsburgh's city limits. Known for being dangerously crime-infested. Has been repeatedly denied union with the City of Pittsburgh because of its awful reputation. Also has terrible public schools.

"I rode my bike through Wilkinsburg at noon and I thought I was gonna get mugged."

Wilkinsburg by Col. Hans Landa August 22, 2011

John Wilkes Booth

Sneak up behind a seated person (prefferably female) and blow your load on the back of their head.

i just john wilkes booth'd your mom

John Wilkes Booth by Drew Donald October 26, 2007

Wilks

Not handing in any coursework

Taking any excuse for staying off school
Being a lazy twat

Person 1: You hand in your history coursework?
Person 2: I did a wilks...
Person 1: your pathetic...

Wilks by The Coursework Avoider January 11, 2011

North wilkes middle school 

A school full of fake ass hoes who cant keep their legs together. Drugs and vapes are circling around and the school almost got shot up. The teachers are really rude to the students and dress code is gayer then the boys. Pretty much all the boys are short and they'll probably cheat on you with some twat from East. People pretend to be pregnant to get someone to stay with them. Bullying is not dealt with. The stuck up bitches care more about students grades then their will to live. Someone please show this to our principal. Hoes walk around with their back arched trying to look thicc when in all reality they're flatter then a mcdonalds burger.

North wilkes middle school makes me want to cry and kill myself.

North wilkes middle school by youurmom January 15, 2020

steve wilkos 

Former marine and police officer. Best known for being security at the jerry springer show and host of the steve wilkos show.

steve wilkos is one bad ass mofo, I watch his show everyday

steve wilkos by tonitewedineinhell March 21, 2008

The John Wilkes Booth 

When you sit behind an unsuspecting victim in a theater and jerk off, and at just the right moment, shoot her in the back of the head with your load and run out.

"Bill is a maniac...did you hear he did The John Wilkes Booth to Angela at the IMAX during the premier of Iron Man 3?"

The John Wilkes Booth by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014