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Wheatley

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A wonderful little blue-eyed ball of anxiety and awkwardness who's not a moron and really needs a hug. Voiced by the awesome Stephen Merchant as a main character in Portal 2 who helps Chell through the abandoned Aperture Science until he's exposed to the robot equivalent of crack cocaine (canonically confirmed by the devs!) and gets way ahead of himself.

He's also currently in space, and probably really needs saving. Save Wheatley :(
Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite character in Portal 2?

Person with a functioning heart: Wheatley, duh!
by Some Friendly Gay Loser March 20, 2021
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Cream of Wheat

A porn that depicts a colored man in a cream of wheat box getting his male genitalia worked by a white voluptuous 80's porn star female with a a white gentleman in a toast costume dancing in a very peculiar manner.
Scenario. When standing with friends and talking.
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?
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Wheatley

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Character from the video game Portal 2. Helps you through the first part of the game to the point where you remove Glados from power. At that point he betrays you and sends you to the abandoned part of Apeture Science, forcing you to form a partnership with Glados to stop him.
Wheatley nearly kills Chell and Glados so many times it's not even funny.
by Gaaraofthedamned July 30, 2011
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shredded wheat

A breakfast cereal made of deliciously toasted wheat fibers, all perfectly weaved into a single bite-sized square.

An iconic symbol of grindxcore, as first proposed by waking the cadaver
by battletortoise May 12, 2008
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wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.
"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."
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Wheat

Wheat is a purely perfect substance, used to make bread. It is as addictive as heroin, and one cannot live without wheat. Wheat is grown in farms, as well as in Minecraft. Pure awesomeness.
"Oh my gawd, WHEAT! It's amazing!"
by wheatmaster69 June 20, 2019
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Wheat Penny

Bleached pubes on a tan or a spray tan.
My wheat penny is really coming along. May be a 1943 by next week.
by Leafler May 20, 2021
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