whaleness

The state of delusion of morbidly obese females who believe they are actually healthy and cute.

The media has gone nuts with the love fest for Lizzo. Clearly some feminist is pushing whaleness philosophy.

by glorialindquist February 14, 2020

whaling

To brag or gloat about ones self.

Mike: I've gotten 100% on every test I've ever taken.
Jeff: Oh, get over yourself and stop whaling it!

by Kal-EL777 May 12, 2008

Whaling Out

The process by which someone binges, on entirely unhealthy food groups, to a level befitting that of the largest mammal on earth.

'Sweet Holy, your whaling out today!'
'Fancy whaling out?'

by NickSavesWhales May 13, 2009

whalenets

Fishnets for morbidly obese people.

Hey, look, Roseanne's wearing whalenets! RUN AWAY!!!!!!

by Jurobei June 15, 2007

Whaling

Taking one for the team and going after fat chicks at a function.

My friend went whaling the other night at the party so we could score with the hot chicks.

by CodySucksOffHomosexualMen247 July 8, 2022

whalin

to lie about something...to be outrageous

"man devonte just got head by two ugly girls"....man stop whalin he wouldnt do nothing like that he is gay

by darion mac June 30, 2008

whalenika

A term used to describe someone of a vast stature, on the borderline of clinical obesity.

They don’t eat up their verse, music videos, performances, charts etc. They only eat up the bread they steal from Red Lobster.

Kenny: Hey check Whalenika over there

Meek: That’s your wife bro…

by bossnigga69 July 1, 2021