beef wellington

put on some welly boots, and visit a famous Yorkshire landmark and poo in a Yorkshire pudding to warm up.

Wearing your wellington boots you take along run up and kick your girlfriend/matron/stepmother/wet nurse/midwife etc. very hard in the crotch- attempt a toe poke in colloquial soccer terms- resulting in your welly clad foot being suitably embedded in her lady cake.

Beef Wellington!

During his inauguration, Barack Obama landed a Beef Wellington in Michelle's oval office.

by WedJorton June 4, 2010

Sir Wellington

To sit on the toilet backwards and defecate.

I think I just saw someone in the bathroom eating cereal while doing a Sir Wellington!!

by TheBORAXkid92 June 11, 2016

Wellington College

A co-ed British boarding school in Crowthorne that tries to be as liberal and hippie as possible to the point where it may give off an international school vibe. Also an institution where the average student is twice as athletic as anybody their age. Overal a pretty nice place but can suffer from the general problems schools of the elite have. Pupils and staff also refer to it as "Welly"

Man the Wellington College rugby team is totally the best.

by TheCatwithWings42 July 26, 2018

beef wellington

Two men wrap their penises in shrinkwrap and stand face to face. Each man takes turns slapping the other's penis with their hand until one of the men gets an erection. Whoever gets the erection loses!

Tony and Mike won't stop playing beef wellington!

by mjmjmj56 March 7, 2009

Beef Wellington

When a gentleman inserts his leg into a ladyfriend up to the knee.

The only acceptable time for a man to shave his legs is in preparation for a beef wellington

by Andy_Alphabitz August 14, 2009

Beef Wellington

A term that identifies a guy who is hot or good looking. Usually wears tight jeans, checkered shirts and band shirts. May have piercings, flesh tunnels and tattoos. Their hair should be fairly long with a fringe. It helps if they have a good music taste.

You are with a group of people and you're walking down the street. You spot a guy, that you think is looking good, so you state to your friends 'Beef Wellington!'.

by BicciIsSexy January 4, 2011

Duke Wellington

fecal matter derived from a human anus a.k.a. shit,crap,poop,poo,doo,deuce. Often shortened to "Wellington"

Yo, I need to drop a Duke Wellington.
Check out this gargantuan Wellington.

by morkfard May 4, 2003