pull-a-weeze

when someone talks about doing something stupid then does the act soon after accidentally.

what if i were to jump over the cliff?
that would be really stupid!
i wonder whats down there...(falling and screaming)OH SHIT!!!!! help me man!!
Ha! i knew you were going to pull-a-weeze!...oh snap...

by Ann Louise March 4, 2007

the weeze

A male prostitute that has a tendencies towards rim jobs for Zimma.

The weeze is realy gobblin o rings to get that goober goo.

by trill clinton May 17, 2014

weezing bag of dick tips

eating ass with a spoon

that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips

by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016

weezeed

Smoking so much fucking weed that you travel to a whole different universe

“Dude I’m fucking Weezeed!”

by Lily Muñoz May 19, 2018

Weezing

The act of enjoying the band weezer

Autumn, your weezing so hard
I love weezing, weezer is a great band

by Icecream_sandwich06 August 29, 2021

Weezing

The act of you becoming one with the Weezer. The way you become one with the Weezer is from intensely Weezabaiting, for hours at a time. You go to a plain of existing that can not be described by any mortal. You feel immortal, a goon to the Weezer. Weezer is the only thing you can comprehend and you continue with a expression best described as a wheezing age. Becoming one with the Weezer.

Guy 1: hey man where were you last night, the party was sick I was so stoked, I was so undone, like a sweater.
Guy 2: sorry man I was I was entranced in a hardcore Weezing session, I just couldn't stop listening.
Guy 1: you have a problem.

by WazabaWeezer December 27, 2023

Weezed

The action of unexpectedly blasting the starting riff of a song called Buddy Holl by Weezer.

Ha! You just got weezed!

by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023