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Wasted Wednesday

getting trashed on a wednesday
could also be a continuation of tipsy tuesday
or a prep for thirsty thursday
What are you going to work on today?

Nothing, its wasted wednesday.
by toonerpro December 2, 2009
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Weedesboro

I live in Weedesboro nj
by Game mode 0 September 12, 2016
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wetness to laughter ratio

A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.
Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019
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Reboot Wednesday

The day after Patch Tuesday (The second Wednesday of the month in months that don't start with Wednesday). The day you have to reboot your computer for the patch to be installed on your computer.
guy 1: Happy Reboot Wednesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm it's a computer nerd thing
by Straemer September 24, 2007
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weekend wednesday

Often when a group of college students have a wednesday with one or no classes, they will begin to drink at midnight on tuesday and long into wednesday morning.
John: "Do you have any classes tomorrow?"
Steve: "Tomorrows wednesday right? No I dont."
John: "Dude, lets make it a weekend wednesday."
by graftonsoccer1021 September 8, 2010
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Ash-stinence Wednesday

The first day of Lent on which every Catholic boy says they are going to give up jerking off for 40 days but in reality their promise lasts about one night.
Garrett: You looking forward to Ash-stinence Wednesday?
Carey: Well, it doesn't really matter since I already jerked off this morning.
Garrett: At least you lasted longer than most guys.
by Holy G February 21, 2010
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bad mom wednesday

The day Lisa realized that referring to her red-headed children as "struck matches" is actually a racial slur....

Struck match meaning a term used by Daman Wayans to describe really, really black people.
Did you know I have been referring to my children as struck matches to the mothers at my kids catholic school ? This is definitely a bad mom Wednesday

In response Ashley says "you should subscribe to urbandictionary.com so you will have less of those embarrassing race related moments!"
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