Varney weeks syndrome

One who is slow moving and lazy. This disease makes you sleep at your desk at work. Its also called african two legged tortoise disease.

That man is lazy as fuck. He has been diagnosed with varney weeks syndrome

by Donkeypox July 21, 2022

3 weeks

The standard amount of time you will be ghosted for following jokingly calling them fat, which they seemed to take in good humor at the time

Me: You’re fat
Them: 3 weeks bruh

by U_hurt_my_feelz November 13, 2023

Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.

"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Two Weeks

Maybe someday, likely never.

Donald Trump announced it will be infrastructure week in two weeks.

Donald Trump said the Epstein Files would be released in two weeks.

by Trumped Up June 30, 2025

Another 300 weeks

Beating someone up so badly that they go 300 weeks ahead of time

Im going to send you another 300 weeks

by Ultradeath August 8, 2018

Round up to two weeks

Age old saying that most people know of

it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks

by feminists:thelesserspecies October 16, 2021

It's been weeks

It is an expression used when someone hasn't noticed that their nicknames are being changed.

OMG! It's been weeks and he still hasn't noticed that his nickname was changed to "I'm gay"

by Maestro Divider December 26, 2022