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Kevin Webster

A person who has been wearing the same jacket or coat for so long that it becomes a part of them, like Kevin Webster from Coronation Street who has been wearing the same bomber jacket for the last ten years. Reference used if jacket is also unfashionable.

Can also be known as a 'Webster' by those who are familiar with the character.
Person 1:- You wearing that coat again?

Person 2:- Yeah, why what's wrong with it?

Person 1:- You look like you're wearing a Kevin Webster!

Person 2:- That's fuckin' harsh man!
by Foldy435 November 27, 2012
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Websense

Basically a bunch of nonsense.

Websense is software that messes with your internet connection in that if you try to go to a certain page in the internet, it goes through the Administrator and Websense first, and if Websense has it on its little blacklist for any particular reason, you will not be allowed to view the site. This is called proxy.

Seems innocent enough at first, but that it is before you realize its ultra-sensitivity. Websense is critical of what you view. You're not allowed to view image searches in Google for example (you can in Yahoo), which is completely harmless (depending on what you're searching for.) Anything with any sort of ties to recreational activities is shot down immediately. For example, any website under Web Hosting (Angelfire and Tripod are examples that host webpages), is blocked regardless of its content, but because of the category "Web-Hosting."

All in all, Websense is Nazi Software/Software that is too tough on restrictions.

*Bypassing Websense...*
There are some websites that help with Proxy-Avoidance (another filtered category for the most part.) But the easiest thing to do is to go to a webpage translation service, such as WorldLingo. Set your languages, and you're done. I don't believe that you can send data while using WorldLingo however, i e you can't login to any sort of account.
*Enter the World of Pseudo-Hackerz*

Hacker 1: I can't go to gamespot.com!!!
Hacker 2: I hate websense! I'm going to delete it from my computer.

*Hacker 2 attempts and realizes that he cannot manually delete Websense software. He then attempts to use Command Prompt and tries to get into the administrator's account. attempts prove futile.

Hacker 2: I'm an elite hacker! I cannot be stopped by a machine! I will hack the world!!!!!
Hacker 1: Yeah let's go kill the admins!!!

Khaotic: Why don't you try the backspace login...?
by ThaNeoGospel May 13, 2005
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Webiste

This neologism started off life as a typo but I believe it deserves a better fate. Webiste claims 930,000 Google hits in April, 2007 which means that it now deserves to be taken seriously. The meaning I feel that best suits the word is "a lover of Websites" i.e. a Website-ophile.
I've worked with half-a-dozen Web-designers before, but I have to say that Joe is a real Webiste and I'd never work with anyone else on a project again.
by Jonathan FeBland April 29, 2007
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webstalking

Using web-based resources such as search engines and online databases to locate, trace, track, or monitor other individuals.
By webstalking my friend from high school, he was able to find her current address, the name and place of business of her husband, part of her social security number, and the schools to which all of her kids belong. I also found numerous photos from throughout the years through webstalking.
by Ms. R-P July 5, 2008
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Turd Webs

When someone doesn't wipe well enough and/or are subjected to exercise or heat, causing one's asshole to itch and feel moist.
Gerry, if you still have turd webs go to the bathroom and clean them out with some TP.
by CTGalinNJ October 21, 2010
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Goldberg Website

n. A website that is deliberately designed to use too many computer resources to do a simple task, usually causing browser crashes and freezes.

Named after Rube Goldberg's "Goldberg Machines."
Man, my browser has spent most of its time locked up ever since YouTube became a Goldberg Website.
by The Ceej February 16, 2013
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