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Wakeling

1. An advanced form of attention deficit disorder.

2. The avatar of chaos.

3. A term to describe short attention span, poor hygeine, chaos and destruction.
1. Dude, help Dan, he's Wakeling right now!

2. FUCKING WAKELING IS AT THE PARTY!!! WHO INVITED WAKELING?!

3. Dude, you gotta get back on track, man. You're starting to look like Wakeling.
by massiveness12 February 28, 2009
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wakey-wakey

Modafinil. From the fictional Wakey-Wakey drug in the role-playing game Paranoia.
I'm going to find some wakey-wakey so I can finish this project by tomorrow.
by Mark Vale December 15, 2008
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wakey ho hos

you wake up early in the morning and for some uncontrollable reason you immediately break out in delirious laughter. similar to the sleepy ha has.
(upon awaking...) hahahhahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You have the wakey ho hos!
by gramu March 31, 2009
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Wakeling Week

One of those weeks where absolutely everything that can go wrong, does go wrong. Nothing goes your way and your life ends up looking like a meme.
The guy I'm talking to, who never came to meet me, but introduced me too his sister is moving to wales... I'm having such a Wakeling Week...
by Jake_sharpe15 May 28, 2020
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wakeys

wakeys are pills that get you high; they 'wake' you up. examples are speed and ecstasy but any other amphetamines are included in this.
"See you later mum, I'm just going out to get some wakeys for the weekend"
"Okay then Billie, be sure to be back in time for Coronation street".
by GLJ December 12, 2008
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katie wakelin

Katie is not the best person in the world she would rather eat nutella at home on her own rather than go out to play, she also loves to eat ice-cream along with brownies. She has a lot of flubber lubber. She likes to hang around friends and have a laugh but dont be drawn in by her laugh she is a sour girl inside she will kick your dick in so it hurts
That katie wakelin she'll kick your dick
by Mohsin hashmi February 24, 2017
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wakey jack

A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.
John: Dude, I feel so alive!

Larry: Why are you so cheerful...

John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014
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