Vagina wafer 

When you take a wafer(cookie) and stick it in your wet pussy this makes a vaginal wafer

Omg my girls vagina wafers are so good

Vagina wafer by Pimpdad July 18, 2018

Soggy wafer 

Soggy biscuit is a game well known to the male race however cannot be played by females however the ergonomics of a digestive biscuit is not suitable for the cunt. A wafer is inserted within the cunt, followed by the girls turning themselves on. The female who achieves the wettest biscuit wins.

The girls played soggy wafer last night, turns out alex had a subaquatic beaver.

Soggy wafer by Marcusthelad December 10, 2012

Pink Wafer

A fanny that - no matter what you try - refuses to get wet.

Imagine how disappointed i was when I prised her legs open and after half an hours gussett typing she still had a Pink Wafer ...

Pink Wafer by George "Nacker" Sharples July 30, 2008

Tit Wafer 

An insult only of the highest caliber. Typically used to express extreme dislike for someone. Can also be used to replace OR add to other vulgar words, such as cunt, bitch, etc. etc.

God, she's such a bitch fucking cunt tit wafer!

Tit Wafer by RandomRedApple August 4, 2019

Poppa Wafer 

A mighty exquisite fellow, who makes women bow before him with his beautiful vocal range and wide variety of music he creates. From EDM, Hyperpop, Hard Trap and more. This man needs to be given some good ass head on god.

Go check Poppa Wafer out on all platforms or yo momma a bitch.

Poppa Wafer by MelloboyZaddy March 11, 2022

shit wafer 

Also known as a dog fart. Commonly expelled from bulldogs who eat excessive amounts of raw hide and then as they are jumping onto a bed or couch it happens suddenly...in slow motion it is a disastrous attack to your nostrils. Gasping for air you taste nothing but shit wafer .... molecules of poop.

Lilly the bulldog consumes a 3 pound raw hide and attempts a leap onto the sofa when you and your girlfriend are watching a chic flick because you are hoping to score. Then out of no where you are overcome by the smell. Her eyes start to water and she runs out of the room, but she goes wrong way and runs right towards the shit wafer.

shit wafer by bubba1277 April 21, 2011

chocolate wafer 

The flaky crust on a person's anus after continuously not wiping.

Alex said he'd give me $100 for eating his chocolate wafer.

I was about to give my girlfriend a rim job when I noticed she had a massively thick chocolate wafer on her butt hole.

chocolate wafer by Dahaka November 5, 2013