Ear Bud Volume

when your listening to somethign with ear buds or ear phones or something, and you are talking to someone and you practically shout b/c u cant judge your volume

person1: AND THEN I SAID "NO WAY, SHE LIKES JOHN?"

person2: shhh!!!

person1: oh sorry...ear bud volume

by lolzizer May 19, 2009

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

by QuacksO July 29, 2019

volume drinking

Some beers are drunk for their taste. Some beers are drunk for their alcohol content. Others are for volume drinking. Sometimes you want a cheap, not too alcoholic drink that you can sit and get steadily drunk with, without getting twatted after a few pints. In the UK drinks such as Carling and Strongbow do this job. Not the classiest or the tastiest drinks, but you can get into double figures without making a tit out of yourself.

"Fancy a Stella?"
"No, mate, I'm on the Carling. Strictly volume drinking tonight"

by iamkvogel May 29, 2008

Volume Cynicism

A condition that forces the driver or owner of the car to adjust and control the volume after any manipulation of the dial by their passenger, despite the volume level actually being changed or not. This is caused by a serious distrust of others and their ability to decide the best volume level for their sound system and chosen track.

John's got volume cynicism so bad he adjusts the volume up by 1 every time i choose a song.

by PloskJ January 9, 2012

Volume Gnomes

The invisible creatures who sneak into your empty, locked car and crank up the volume on the stereo so that it blares at 120 decibels when you return to the car and turn on the ignition. Some people mistakenly believe this phenomenon is due to the periodic cranking up of the stereo that takes place during a long drive, when in actuality it's due to the Volume Gnomes.

I think I'm going deaf. When I turned on my car, my Led Zeppelin CDwas playing at full blast. Volume Gnomes must've snuck in and cranked it up.

by markvw59 September 26, 2012

Volume Twerking

An act of ass clapping which progressively gets louder based on the level of ratchetness.

Ratchet: Damn, I need a job.
Someone: I thought you had a job..?
Ratchet: Well, I do have that volume twerking I do.

by Yasmin Forbes April 15, 2013

volumenous

Loud, full of volume. Usually found in those people who compensate noise for intelligence.

Yesterday my boss spent two hours shouting at me for correcting him, he's such a volumenous man.

Our professor gets so volumenous when he doesn't know what he's talking about.

by Silverling November 2, 2013