My virginity

My virginity is a joke created by God to mock me.

Me: Hey can you help me lose my virginity?
Jack: No! Who would want to fuck you?

by anonymous September 18, 2020

How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.

I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

by LordShrakman December 16, 2018

Virginitiphobia

An abnormal and persistent fear of rape.

He mocked me when I said I had Virginitiphobia saying that everyone was afraid of rape. Then I explained that the difference is that I think about everyday around the clock and think that I am always in a possible rape situation even as I sit in a crowded classroom at school. Then he felt like shit and ashamed of his penis.

by P>I October 4, 2005

Virginity Kisses

popping a girls cherry with your tounge while eating her out

Gene Simmons has probably given plenty of virginity kisses

by jordiggernigger September 25, 2011

Facetime Virginity

The period of time before using the new iPhone's Facetime feature. This is broken after your first Facetime.

Dude, I just got my Facetime Virginity broken on Jim's new iPhone, it was awesome.

by admiralawesome12 July 8, 2010

Virginity Rocks

A motto used by Danny Duncan to encouraged his audience virgins. The only exception is to take another persons virginty.

Danny Duncan told me that virginity rocks 🤟

by Kevinlovesdanny August 1, 2018

Virginity

Something you're lucky to have if you're 13 in the modern generation. (Not having sex)

13 year old girl: I lost my virginity two years ago.
16 year old boy: Dayum' girl, wanna fuck?

by SuperPrettyGirlyGirl September 14, 2012