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video games 

What us geeks and nerds did before anyone else, back when they weren't cool, or 3d, or anything. Now, it's an international phenomenon helping us get fat, lazy, and girlfriends over the internet, with jocks as well as any playing stuff from halo to oblivion, wow, grand turismo, zelda, or anything else we all like.
Video games are the bane of human existence. And we will love them forever.
video games by Artifishalfish July 24, 2006
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In the 80s and 90s, video games were about fun and entertainment, but they have now become a nerd version of politics.
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Heres a joke:

Q: What do politicians and fanboys have in common?

A: They both can win, but still be retarded.
video games by Clinker January 30, 2008

videogame 

an interactive form of entertinment not unlike telivision but with the difference that in a game you are having a direct affect on it rather than passively whatching tv
im bored meybe ile go see if i can further the story on my new game for a while
videogame by sam June 13, 2004

video games 

A form of electronic interactive entertainment, one that has a considerable amount of history, and one that has gained an incredible amount of world-wide recognition over the years.

However, despite their technilogical evolution, world-wide recognition, and staggering age-spanning consumer rates, video games are still subjected to a variety of stereotypes.

These stereotypes are maintained by those who still harness the mindset that "all" video games are stupid, childish, time-wasting, mentally unbeneficial, or anyone who plays video games is somehow incapable of having a life.

On the contrary, video games in many ways can be more mentally beneficial than any other form of entertainment.

Specific video games can provide god-like creative abilities, have educational values, reduce stress levels, improve hand-eye coordination, stimulate intellectual properties, even make exercise enjoyable thanks to evolved control schemes "Wii Fit".

Delving into the immersive qualities of video games, video games can have very unique relationships with story-telling due to their interactivity.

These include altering the course of the story based on choices, playing as different characters, having multiple endings e.t.c

I could go on forever.

Video games do not only offer entertainment, but unmatched immersive storytelling experiences.
Carlton: Video games are stupid.
Jake: No, that’s just a stereotype, and by today’s standards you couldn't be more false.

video games 

A way to escape, like (see weed). The problems of life slip away, but once reality is back, they hit you in the face like a brick.
mother: why are you on those games all of the time?
son: everything else sucks.
video games by leah May 13, 2005

videogame 

The ultimate abstinence program for a parent to buy their kid.
KID: Mom, what are your views on sex?
MOM: I'll buy you a videogame if you don't do it.
KID: Cool! Thanks!
videogame by anon538573 January 11, 2010

not playing videogames 

A phrase synonymous with masturbation, with the implication being that, whenever one is not playing videogames, one is masturbating.
1. Last night, I was not playing videogames. 2. I didn't play videogames for 5 minutes.