vertical stare

vertical stare: the vagina (which can look like a wide open eye and is in a vertical position)

When I look into your eyes, I can't but help thing about your vertical stare.

by TooSick4U March 20, 2010

vertical funeral

the act of getting married, resulting in the "end of your life"

I cannot beleive we attended Bob's vertical funeral today, he is so screwed now.

by FoxHat March 26, 2007

Vertically Challenged

1. A Club... A Family... A Way of Life... PERIOD.

2. International Custom car and Minitruck club founded by John "The Godfather" Salas, and Mike "OG DOUGHBOY" Panova in 1998, based in Houston Texas.

Vertically Challenged is the hardest partying MINITRUCK club on the planet!

by WHATABURGER(VC) April 16, 2009

vertical smile

Vagina, pussy, cunt, slit, fish taco, open hole, one in the pink, pink large mouth, small mouth, lips, the carpet of the drapes, clit, sock, reversed penis, love maker, love breaker, dick rider

You have a pretty smile, I bet your vertical smile is even better

by 07sti kinda guy October 18, 2010

vertical load

a delicious beverage made with icecream, identical except in name to a milkshake.

Waiter: Can I get you anything to drink?
Thirsty Customer: Yes, I would like a vertical load with sprinkles please.
Waiter: vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
Thirsty Customer: Chocolate
Waiter: ok, I will be right back with your vertical load

by thomas_jones January 4, 2009

vertically challenged

what most midgets or short people are.

I am vertically challenged.

by lazyassloser March 25, 2004

vertical bacon sandwich

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia

I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night

by poonfag October 14, 2009