Venting machine

The only stupid person who answers the phone at 2 A.M. to listen to your so called problems.

Pablo: Dude you look like shit. Mando: Did'nt sleep last night. I was venting machine, again.

by D.L.M July 28, 2011

The Vending Machine

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.

John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.

by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010

venting syndrome

The only time that a boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other mentions the person that they are involved with. They only complain about them.

"Damn, Cindy is bitching about her boyfriend again."
"Is that all she ever talks about?"
"I think she has venting syndrome."

by Mark Black July 18, 2007

vendingmeme

An account almost godly, creates original content, no stealing.

Yo that accounts a vendingmeme bro, doesn’t steal shit

by TheReeeMaster December 29, 2018

vensi

One of the most interesting and incredible person you could ever meet. Angry yet understanding.

Damn is tht vensi?

by Haha you ma’am November 23, 2021

Venting in among us

If you are so sussy ... you would hop inside of a vent to get to another place ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ඞ

GGGUUUUYYYYYSSSS I SWEAR I SAW RED Venting in among us, GGGUUUUYYYS YOU HAVE TO BELEAVE MEEEEEEEE!

by ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ999 July 13, 2022

Air Venting

Means to chat/spread shit about them.. also known as chatting breeze

Why you air venting about my curry?

by Sammy Wood March 15, 2009