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vegan

Polite company word to be inserted when the word "fuck" and its derivatives would be offensive.
Well, vegan you!
This looks like a cluster vegan.
Use the right tool or it will get all veganed up.
Hey, did you vegan my sister?
Are we veganed or what!
by F. Kennedy July 19, 2007
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vegan

Someone who thinks that bees can be meaningfully enslaved, but only if you use them to produce honey and not almond milk, for some reason. This line of logic may or may not be related to widespread acute B12 deficiency among the vegan population, which is known to cause deficiencies in rational thinking.
Normal person: Do you want something in your coffee? It looks like we have milk, sugar, honey and cream.

Vegan: Oh, I don't eat any of that stuff. Milk is COW RAPE and honey comes from ENSLAVEMENT OF THE BEES.
Normal person: Uh, okay. The honey comes from my neighbor's backyard hive, the bees seem happy enough to me.

Vegan: Thankfully I brought my own almond milk.

Normal person: 90% of all almonds in the world come from California and they truck the bees in from all around the country to pollinate the flowers. It's very stressful for the bees and a lot of them die in the process. How is this better than my neighbor's backyard honey again?
Vegan: BEE VOMIT IS DISGUSTING.
Normal person: Uh, okay.
by goodnessgracious October 10, 2018
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vegan

A old lady brought the pope a vegan and begged for him to perform an exorcism.
by Thottastic January 30, 2019
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vegan

CHARLOETTE
YOUR A FUCKING VEGAN CHARLOETTE
by CHAROLETTE IS GAY November 2, 2018
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vegan

someone who thinks they are helping to environment by dedicating their lives to eating nothing but the environment.
vegan: im helping the environment!
non-vegan: you just ate my fucking tree
by heckin_shrek December 5, 2017
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vegan

one who does not eat meat; does not suck dick or straight.
by PRod3002 May 14, 2011
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vegan

A vegan is a person of higher superiority. When they walk or as some people notice glide a row of lush green vegetables will grow instantaneously in there wake. While they are very bitter on cruelty to animals, most actually enjoy the odd cock fight or running of the bulls. A recent online study has shown that 89% masturbate to animals being whipped or beaten in some way and use vegetables or leafy substitutes to help the orgasms intensify, this is generally why vegans use this diet as an escape goat for there nasty behaviors. They are obviously transcendence of a greater race. But over all if you do come across one of these interesting human beings, be weary as there utter depressive state will cause gastronomical health issues as in: vision loss, liver, heart or bladder failure, acute pain in the lower abdomen, imploding of brain and muscle spasms, intense vomiting followed by diarrhea and the worst of the bunch a flesh eating bacteria.
On all they are an interesting bunch and as they dont like animal cruelty, human beings are open season. you have been warned you better be prepared but most of all just stay the hell away from em!
Joe: Wow Janet do you see that vegan over there munching in the grass?..

Janet: NO NO NO JOE DON'T GET TO CLOSE! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE NEWS!!!

Joe: Arghhh I can't see! help me janet help me!

Janet: nah f*** that you're on yah own!! LEG IT!!
by Anus_gerbil September 17, 2018
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