Vatican

A corruption the Classical Latin "vatis canii," which means "place of the alien landing." It designates one of the seven hills in Rome. Presently denotes the seat the Roman Catholic Church, an organization notorious for hiding its alien origins. Source: "Ancient Aliens," History Channel, 2014.

St Peter's suppressed Epistle to the Martians is in the Vatican archives. The Vatican has not made it accessible to the History Channel's leading alienologists.

by Dr. Giorgio T. April 5, 2017

Vatican Horse Race

A group of men engaged in collective masterbation. The winner being the first horse past the post.

Hi lads, did you hear (insert name) took part in a vatican horse race and won!

by Ginger Flash July 26, 2019

Vatican Cameos

Vatican Cameos is what Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock, shouts to John Watson when he’s finished opening Irene Adler’s vault and realizes it’s a booby trap (s02ep01). When in danger Holmes says a cue so Watson knows how to react properly. It’s their “safe word”.

Sherlock shouted "Vatican Cameos" and Watson threw himself on the floor without even thinking about it.

by Lalanda April 19, 2012

Vaticanize

To conspire or conceal the sexuality of a person or group, in order to insulate a business or organization, from fault or liability due to their actions.

Some traditonally black churches vaticanize homosexuality among their clergy.

by Bogus1 October 4, 2010

vatican donut

An intimate sexual position consisting of one male protruding another males anal canal with his penis.

It gets it's name from Vatican City, in which women are not permitted, hence if any intercourse is to go on inside the Vatican, it must be man in man.

The "donut" part of the term comes from the anal canals shape which resembles somewhat of a sweet bakery treat, ie a donut.

AKA "dirty gay bumsex"

I heard Bob and Fred love their Vatican Donuts!

by Rowan Pattymelon September 1, 2006

Vatican

The capital of the modern-day version of the Roman Empire known as Catholicism

Millions of Catholics visit the Vatican to see the Pope.

by AYB April 8, 2003

Vatican steamer

A comparably large pile of feces in the shape of the Vatican. It can be on a person (such as during intercourse) or on any ground or surface.

"You don't haul your flea ridden carcass outta bed, I swear on the virgin Mary's tits I am going to leave a Vatican steamer in the middle of your kitchen... I ate the TexMex yesterday. Double pinto beans"

by felixir April 1, 2009