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vankooten

The most noble and best evolutionaryly adept bloodline dating back from the time of bible characters Adam and Eve. The first coming Jesus has been cited as a vankooten.
Damn is that a vankooten?
by shitonmydickass March 8, 2009
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vasoline

Makes the rubbin'and slidin' nice and easy... to get out every last drop o' dat sweet o nutta butta
Hey Billy, I use vasoline when I shank your mommy
by shebba April 29, 2003
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Vasco

Vasco is a person who is handsome,funny,kind,smart and in general a good person. Vasco is special there is no one like him so treasure him, people get jealous of him because he's so great.
Guy 1: yo, OMG is that Vasco?!?!
Guy 2: yeah it is he's pretty awesome and cool
Guy 1: obviously Vasco is the best person in the world idiot
by Whoknowshehe September 6, 2021
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Visko girl

An annoying little girl/boy that says sk,sk,sk,sk, and wears 5,000,000,000 scrunchies and always carry’s a hydro flask,sk,sk,sk,sk,sk and says and I OOP before the whole sk thing
VISKO GIRL: look at my hydro flask and I OOP sk,sk,sk,sk,sk,sk,sk.
ME: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Johnny boi000 December 1, 2019
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Vasco da Gama

The smashing and grinding of one's crotch on the face of another. Different variations may be added, such as a leap through the air, being thrown by a person on to another, or simply stripping off your clothes before administering the Vasco Da Gama
Matt gave the first and best Vasco Da Gama to Nathan in San Antonio. It lasted for more than 3 minutes.
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Vasco da Gama

1:A performance in which a man puts his scrotum upon one's face then begins to hump quickly with force while yelling the words "Vasco da Gama."

2:Sexual abuse technique group(includes the infamous Hernando Cortez). Name originates from first use of the orignal technique, which was the first complete thought which came to the administer's head.1
Nathan was laying quietly on the couch when suddenly his peace was interruped by Matt's Vasco da Gama which left him scarred mentally.
by Warren April 12, 2004
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Vasco

It is an age-old noun first used when televison was invented, to describe someone whose life resembles a soap opera. These people find hardship and adventure in the most simplest of tasks and are a constant source of both joy and wonder to their work colleagues on a monday morning when the weekend "debacle" is revealed.

Charachters appearing in episodes of Vasco's soap operas may well include, but are not confined to, a brother-in-law squaddie who turns up unannounced at your door and stays for the next six months whilst making full use of the facilities and an overpriced, over rated camper van that is a money pit.

Vasco's often enjoy the company of animals which, again, provide the source of many new story lines and anecdotes.
A: How was your long anticipated first date with that hot chick from accounts?

B: Oh man, I had a Vasco!!
by Brentwood Jarrett March 24, 2009
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