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Vaganus

When the vagina and anus are one hole. This can be a birth defect or can be created through surgery.
Dood, I slipped her panties down and she only had one hole down there so I had vaganal sex last night.
by Eggman November 24, 2004
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Vaganus

The word given to the hole where your vagina and asshole have connected through rough play
That anal was so rough, I have a vaganus
by David30068999 February 5, 2018
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Vaganus

When ones Vagina smells like their anus.
Bob said Shelly had a vaganus.
by JulianStorm March 28, 2025
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Ant's on a vaganus

When a transgender women is feeling sexually aroused and wants one of the simpler things in life, such as a snack food we all had as a child. Ant's on a log comes to mind. Said women takes a generous serving of cheese whiz and spreads it from her anus all the way up to her bonus hole area (with a spatula). And then aquires raisin to sprinkle from above to the vaganus log. If left for too long, ant's will permit from the premise.
Carl walks into his home one day. His wife is sitting there, transgenderly and all. Ant's on a vaganus, spread out ready to eat.
by David Cuntsuki July 6, 2023
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Vaganus

SECTION 14: Appendix O, List O1
VPP (Vaginal Penetration Prohibition)

14.O1.6 Vaganus Description: the Vaganus is part of a fictional anatomy (vagina-anus combination) of an imaginary creature called the, Homo-Sis-Sapien. Created by the USA Inc. government to be used in lieu of the human vagina, for the purpose of collecting a sex-service fee through Labor Compensation Transactions (LCT). Supposedly, the genes were spliced together from the DNA of a female Bonobo monkey 18.7.5 found in Africa, who resolves their conflicts by having sex, with the DNA of the super-friendly, non-violent, American Gay human Sis-Gene 18.9. This all-inclusive orifice serves as both an ass and a pussy, aka ass-pussy! Patent owner: the National Sissydom Association (NSA), NSA is a subsidiary of USA Inc. See also, Genomes 18 in this manual (SM069, Empty Nation Series) available on Audible and Amazon.com by author: Sue Yan Nish. This definition is also on Urban Dictionary.
(1) The Sissy has never failed a USA Inc. Department of Agriculture vaganus probing inspection.

(2) The quality of their vaganus varies significantly.

(3) Maybe we’ll start exporting American vaganus to other countries.

(4) The American Pure Breed Sissy vaganus is globally a superior lovehole.
by sdeangel June 27, 2019
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Vaganus

From the whole area of the vagina, inner thighs to the creases of your butt and anus.
My bike seat is has made my Vaganus sore. Can we take a break?
by FairyGoneRogue January 1, 2017
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vaganus

what jackie will be living with after straterra attacks, chemical warefare, biological warfare, racism, slander, malicious persecution.
i she likes her new vaganus.
she got a vaganus from her kid.
a vaganus is the newest form of unic.
by Cody5050 January 10, 2021
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