vagina 

The body part all boys wish they had and all girls are proud of

A girl wearing a skirt kicked the boy in the balls. As he was on his knees holding his balls in pain, he looked up at her. The girl lifted her skirt; she had no underwear on, and the boy could clearly see her vagina opening. He immediately envied her vagina, which never hurt as much as his balls did when kicked.

vagina by Inferior Boy September 16, 2006

vagina 

looking up vagina? you gotta be fucking kidding me.

seriously? looking up vagina??? you suck.

vagina by urban asshole February 19, 2010

Vagina 

The female genitalia that produces babies and period blood and great sex.

However you should NOT call it:
pussy
Squish mitten
happy hole
tight squeeze
Ham wallet
dick hug
or finger hug
The squeeze that pees
fuck bucket
yogurt cup
the Chum tube
the tube with lube
The Tip Pit
the butter pump
The churning urn
the not-a-cat
The slime time
the baby vender
The Stick n’ Slide

Asshole: Hey pretty lady, lemme' see your pussy.

Lady: I left my cat at home, you creep.

Asshole: Bitch, I meant your vagina.
Lady: Fuck off, and leave me alone you disrespectful fuckface.

*Asshole walks away, and the lady has a peaceful night*

Vagina by I Hate Me Too May 12, 2014

Vagina 

Something my brother hasn't gotten yet in 32 years time.

Update when it has happened!

Vagina, huh what's that? Can you eat it yes! How does it smell? Funky at times..

Vagina by Gender-neutral June 19, 2019

Vagina 

The box the penis cums in.

A vagina is the best box possible to rap your penis in.

Vagina by Wun Hung Lo December 28, 2005

vagina 

a girls private part

she has a tight vaGINA

vagina by ghjkjhgfvdcfghjkiuy July 8, 2011

Vagina 

One powerful and quite dangerous device, created by Satan himself, used to control the money and the minds of straight men from all over the world. Combined with a pair of boobs and a nice ass it could be even more evil and unresistable.

Girl: Let's watch Twilight.
Guy: Hell no! That movie is terrible.
Girl: You're such an asshole! You don't get any vagina/pussy tonight.
Guy: LETS WATCH ALL THE TWILIGHT MOVIES!

Vagina by ADuckOnQuack May 5, 2013