She was considering if Ian was worth a damn or whether or not he should just be another utiliman that fell victim to her user plan.
Use them then lose them--then find another one. That's half the fun.
Use them then lose them--then find another one. That's half the fun.
by mamma murder August 17, 2010
Get the utiliman mug.Large female tits on women who work hard laborious jobs. What are they there for? No one knows. Utili-tits serve no purpose as they get in the way and hinder the job performance of the bearer of said tits and are often dirty from all that work.
Hey Tony, check out that broad's utili-tits! Yeah Bob, her tits may be wicked dirty but she sure can carry a ton of rocks from that quarry!
by Dr.FartScientist May 9, 2017
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Utilize is a politically charged euphemism, meaning: 1. to induce a buzz; 2. to drink alcoholic beverages to get drunk. The politics is anti-populist, anti-bible-belt, and anti-middle America.
"I say. You know this does utilize well" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
"Come on and utilize another glass" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
"Come on and utilize another glass" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
by Myself182 September 9, 2006
Get the utilize mug.The delusional belief that you can make use of something for which you have no knowledge or discipline to understand and utilize appropriately.
Utility fantasies on their own are quite normal and benign unless they are acted upon in which case the results can be detrimental to all relevant parties.
Utility fantasies on their own are quite normal and benign unless they are acted upon in which case the results can be detrimental to all relevant parties.
Common objects of a utility fantasy:
a law degree
a million dollars
an expensive camera
a powerful computer
a supercar
a beautiful woman
citizenship of a wealthier nation
chicken tikka masala
a law degree
a million dollars
an expensive camera
a powerful computer
a supercar
a beautiful woman
citizenship of a wealthier nation
chicken tikka masala
by thesheepherder July 1, 2015
Get the utility fantasy mug.When you perceive your dick for exactly what it is. A handy tool used for human reproduction. So you refer to it as such.
"Yeah, me and Jessica were both drunk as fuck last night when we screwed, I thought I wasn't gonna pull through, but luckily my utility stick got the job done."
"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."
"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."
by NeverLove-333 May 11, 2020
Get the Utility Stick mug.On the first of every month we make a monetary sacrifice to Utilities so we may continue to bathe, cook, and have light.
by PuttinOnTheRetz July 7, 2020
Get the Utilities mug.A helicopter that transport troops and equipment. Not to be confused with the cargo helicopter which can carry heavier payloads.
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