Unwritten Law

Something that isn't illegal to do, but you shouldn't due it even if it's legal. Breaking an unwritten law often causes confusion, chaos, and/or misunderstanding.

If you park next to a vehicle of the same color and make of yours, you're breaking an unwritten law.

by Carrera's Wedge July 27, 2007

unwritten blowjob rule

The rule that a man must warn a woman when he is about to ejaculate during a blowjob, so the woman has proper time to get away from the ensuing explosion of man juices. Many men do not follow this rule, prefering to make their partners suffer the onslaught of being choked by their thick, ejaculatory fluids. A common misconception is that the majority of women enjoy being drowned in semen. Although some actually do, many do not, and instead will either allow the fluids to be released on their faces, or they will revert to the handjob position and finish the job in a more comfortable, safe area.

"Everytime Jane gives me a blowjob, she reminds me kindly of the unwritten blowjob rule and then proceeds to get a safe distance away from my cumshot. Sometimes when I am lucky, she lets the cumshot hit her in her face."

by rawevillivewar August 31, 2006

the great unwashed

the working class masses

Corporations fear the day that the great unwashed will throw of the shackles of consumerism and ever increasing debt and focus on more imporant endeavours such as their health, family and friends.

by etticosmassic September 20, 2005

Unwallable

When you want to post something on someone's Facebook wall, but the fact that the information concerns someone else who might see deems the information un-postable on the wall, therefore unwallable.

Person 1: Dude that is HILARIOUS I need to put that on Vicky's wall
Person 2: Dude it's unwallable, Sasha's friends with her on Facebook
Person 1: Dude you're so right, close call!

by PikachuCostumeWearer September 4, 2011

Untarded

The polar opposite of retarded. Being of such sound logic that it repels even the slightest taint of retardation.

"Man, that idea is untarded!"

by C. Martin January 5, 2004

Unearth

Unearth are a brutally heavy Metalcore band who, despite their agressive double bass drum assaults and screaming vocals, have a superb sense of melody - that underpins most of their tracks. I heard of them when they released their album 'The Oncoming Storm' and they are a seriously kick ass band!!

-Unearth Fucking rules, man
-True dude, they need to haul their asses over to England a bit more often tho

by Ali February 1, 2005

uncaringness potential

the total potential for apathy a person may have

I don't care about my uncaringness potential

by whathappener September 16, 2009