Rainbow Unicorn

The term used for the act of giving a blow job with a mouthful of skittles.

If you give me a rainbow unicorn you can taste the rainbow, honey.

My wife always gives me a rainbow unicorn before I go to work. She loves skittles.

by CharlieChaos January 31, 2020

Unicorn Fluffer

A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.

One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.

Another: I haven't seen her in forever.

Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.

Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.

Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.

Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.

Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!

by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009

Unicorn Approach

The Unicorn Approach is a business phrase for handling those times when your boss is asking for the impossible and/or making completely unrealistic demands. Often, when they are demanding this, they resent any "negative" feedback. You can smile and say "Sure boss, we'll apply the Unicorn Approach to that and get right on it."

Strictly defined, the Unicorn Approach is pretending that all will be well in fantasy land, where it's rainbows and sunshine all the time. And Unicorns frolic. It allows the poor shmuck being asked to deal with the ridiculous, ludicrous demands of egotistical bosses with a bit of humor. Sure, it doesn't fix the problem but honestly - you can't fix it anyway so at least you can smile a bit!

Boss: You need to triple your sales this month. It doesn't matter that there are multiple blizzards, there are no sales people and your facility is under renovation. NO EXCUSES! Manager: Sure boss, we'll apply the Unicorn Approach and get right on it.

by billytrish January 21, 2011

Unicornography

An illegal type of porn involving unicorns.

Dude, did you hear about that unicornographic material that was found downtown the other day?

Yeah. Those guys are gonna bet straight busted on Unicornography charges.

by Rafetron January 27, 2010

Unicorn Planet

A world of almost unimaginable gentleness, inner strength and rainbow-illuminated beauty that exists within more evolved humans.

Welcome to my wondrous world known as the Unicorn Planet, where kindness rules and there is no need for borders or politics.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Brown Unicorn

Term coined on "The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz"

Brown Unicorn sounds like something you would find on Urban Dictionary.

by TheTruth1379 August 4, 2016

Unicorn

A very beautiful, wild and majestic horse with a magical horn on its head. Most unicorns have very long tail and manes.

Writing in diary: Dear diary, for my 6th birthday I want a beautiful unicorn.

by Dr.Suess 20.04 September 11, 2016