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That's unfortunate

When someone says something you could care less about.
Friend: I have to go to this family party tommarow.
Me: That's unfortunate.
by Itsalmost2016whynot? April 11, 2016
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series of unfortunate events

A girls worst nightmare: the series involves in specific order a; donkey punch, gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. simply brilliant.
girl talking to other girl - "last night i encountered a series of unfortunate events first he donkey punched me, then i got a gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie and then the ass finished it off with a strawberry shortcake"
by jerry1010 December 9, 2008
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A Series of Unfortunate Events

- The Neutral Side -
A series of books. There's approximately 12 of them, thinks I.

- The Good Side -
Only thing I can think of is that we got a Jim Carrey movie out of it.

- The Bad Side -
Boring, bland, shitty, dreary, read only by goths and emos, written by a man with a sexual etish involving having his real name hidden from the public, and not even playing himself in the movie of his first three books.
Put down that dreary shit, and pick up Hiero's Journey.
by Alexander Girard August 4, 2005
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facialy unfortunate

by asdjfhkgjutritdjg March 3, 2016
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An Unfortunate Homeless Man

Person 1: Is that guy putting that other guy in a Milwaukee Sarcophagus?
Person 2: Dang, that sucks. I think he's homeless too.
Person 1: Well isn't that an Unfortunate Homeless Man
by Khanituss February 25, 2021
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The Unfortunate Event

When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.
Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"

Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."

Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."
by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 2, 2021
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poor unfortunate dome

brain/head/neck that you want and don't want at the same time. also a famous song.
hey uber driver, have you ever heard of poor unfortunate dome?
by dome man November 28, 2023
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