Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta

Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals

Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)

by Drmakneeo November 14, 2014

tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su

in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.

your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'

by tu madre es tu mama June 15, 2011

Crónica de Una Muerte Anunciada

Un hombre rico Caucasiano (llamado blanco) quien es Árabe (su nombre es Santiago Nasar, su padre es Ibrahim) se violó chica nativa en Colombia.

Después de eso, se mató al hombre.

RIP 👳🏾 ♀️🧔🏾🇵🇸🇮🇳👮🏻 ♀️🔥🐖👸🏻

Crónica de Una Muerte Anunciada es un libro sobre Señor Muhammad. El precio por lo que hizo es su acceso al matriz y su vida.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 22, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Tu Eres Una Puta<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Tu Eres Una Puta<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Tu Eres Una Puta<.7.9.7.6>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 24, 2025

Damien komaru and una

Really cool people

person 1 :who are cool people??
person 2 : Damien komaru and una

by Coke😒 October 06, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Mandale Una Muerto, manDale uNo mueUrto, mandalE unO muertO<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mandale Una Muerto, manDale uNo mueUrto, mandalE unO muertO<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mandale Una Muerto, manDale uNo mueUrto, mandalE unO muertO<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 10, 2025

Una Mae

Una Mae is a very creative, beautiful girl.
They often think they are ugly but most of the time they are confident. They can have a little temper sometimes , but they get along with a lot of people . She’s most likely the teachers pet by her cuteness!!!

Una Mae is so cute .

by that girl Ella June 01, 2020