Great Story Tell it again

Phrase used at the end of someone's obnoxiously horrible story by everyone who heard it, in response to its pure stupidity. Almost always accompanied by claps and said in a chant, so it becomes:

"Grrreeaaaaat Story....Tell itttttt again!" (With one clap for each word)

Person 1: So yesterday I went to go get coffee, and it sounded really delicious, but the coffee shop was closed when I got there.

*Pause*

Everyone listening: "Great Story Tell it again" (chant)

by pseudosecrecy February 20, 2009

Tellyvenom

Tellyvenom is for a woman that is amazing, incredibly attractive, beautiful, confident, creative, faithful, intelligent, mesmerizing, perspicacious, profound, sincere, strong, trustworthy, wise.

She's Tellyvenom.

She's the One.

by SimplytheTruth August 20, 2012

You keep telling yourself that

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

"The price of gasoline is going to go down tomorrow," quipped Sue. Joe simply responded, "You keep telling yourself that."

by Dennis The Tiger August 1, 2008

can't tell me nothin'

A phrase that instantly refutes hating, unwarranted criticism, and other nonsense when said criticism is levied directly at its object, as opposed to through an intermediary. Made popular by the Kanye West song of the same name.

Playa': {Walks into club, solo, sporting black fedora and one-button blazer.}

Hater #1: Ayo, nigga, Usher want his hat back!

Hater #2: Yo, ur homiez shinin' up the Benz, gee?

Playa': Man, y'all can't tell me nothin'!!

by M.C. Escher January 15, 2008

I'll tell you when you're younger

1. An incredibly annoying way of stating that you just don't want to tell them something; might be for personal reasons. (Knowing that you cannot get younger; it therefore means one will never tell them what you are referring to.)

Caitlynn: Why won't you look at my face when we make love!?

Me: *turns away and thinks to self "ah crap, here we go again... c'mon, think of something!* ...I'll tell you when you're younger...

by The OPB: Original Purple Belt October 13, 2010

i'm telling on you

usually said by younger sibling to get you in deep shit with your parents

me: HA I beat you at the game
sibling: I'm telling on you
me: no ya not
*hits sibling*
sibling: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUM! HE HIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by wake me up insidedeath March 7, 2017

National Tell Your Crush Day

A made up holiday, no one can seem to agree on the actual day. Look up any day of the year, and chances are a dumb nigga thinks it's national tell your crush day. Just tell them already, life is short.

No one knows when "national tell your crush day" really is, just tell them already!

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 30, 2019