Douche twaddle

Those that seek friends by acting like a dubro. Over compensation for a small under carriage. Not to be mistaken for a natural born Oklahoma individual.

When someone saves a place in line for a friend, when you have been waiting hours for a fucking toy on Black Friday. They are a douche twaddle.

by Drifixit March 15, 2019

Twurdle

The act of being in the way of someone or something, while doing something of nonsense.verb

"stop twurdling(the act of twurdle),you are in my way!"

by Softglass April 27, 2009

Twiddlers

Two best friends who couldn't live without each other. These two friends see each other every day and they usually partake in the sport of synchronized swimming, and are usually seen as odd by their teamates. One of the best friends might be seen as somewhat lesbian or a sexual predator, as she tries to touch her twidler mate in inapropriate places.
This word can be transformed into all types of speech.

Sam: Twids come here!
Carlin: No you'll just touch me!
Sam: But twids we're best friends!

TWIDDLERS ROCK

by LEESHTHEBEAST December 15, 2010

Twiddle Dick

Moving you penis in a side to side motion very quickly; A form of Grinding.

Josh was doing the Twiddle dick while grinding on Stacy and she was loving it.

by Dark69 January 28, 2013

Twaddle

a) Nonsensical gibberish.
b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.

"Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard."
"I say chaps, I think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!"

by MDG August 2, 2004

tuddle

to take ones time, a slow walk, a person who takes ones time is therefore a tuddler

I am going to take a tuddle down to the shops

by Steve Watts October 16, 2006

Twiddle with your Fiddle

playing with your dick

John Greer will be willing to twiddle with your fiddle but perfers to twiddle with Austin Honeycutt's fiddle

by RastaPastaBeensterBeen March 13, 2009