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An Asian penis that's just about to ejaculate.
Tyrone: Yo how was last night you give Isabella that creampie?

Dingbang: Not exactly,

Tyrone: Well did she eat the shit out of your cock?

Dingbang: You can shit from your dingus!?

Tyrone: Nigga i'm out

Dingbang: K, well, she did eat my Twinkie.
twinkie by koobine June 8, 2016
The stereotypical gay boy who think he's God's gift to the world. The egotistical, narcissistic pieces of shit who won't even talk to you unless they want to fuck you. They objectify all men, especially straight men, and have no qualms about sexual predation and making straight men extremely uncomfortable. The kind that will immediately block you on Grindr if you refuse to send a face pic, even if you are only looking to talk, and not for a hookup. Just like the Hostess twinkie, they taste good but have no nutritional value and are extremely bad for you in large quantities. These guys get by solely on their looks, but either they have no personality, or they are vain, shallow pieces of subhuman waste that deserve to die getting gangraped in a dark back alley. They give gay men everywhere bad names and are why religious people hate homosexuals and why there are gay concentration camps in Chechnya. Literally a blight on society and humanity as a whole.
Dude, stay away from that faggot, he's a total twinkie.
twinkie by TheRealRoman89 August 3, 2018
A woman who is filled with semen
I turned her into a twinkie
twinkie by Twxst September 8, 2022
a girl who is annoying and giggles and talks like a valley girl. she says stuff such as "like Oh my god lets go to the mall" u can make the word short by using "twink"
I hate the mall, its full of twinkies


She's an annoying little twink
twinkie by Kim January 6, 2004
2 People who are not related to each other but dress each other as if they were twins and they nickname themselves twinkies.
Come on what are you wearing i want us to be perfect twinkies.
Twinkie by Derek N. September 15, 2005
A person who is obsessed (usually young females) with the "Twilight Saga" series of the film adaptations. Twinkies embrace all things Twilight with religious zeal, daily visiting fansites, quoting dialoge from the series, and stalking (online or in person) the films' stars, especially on the Vancouver BC movie set. Most Twinkies are "Team Edward"
Twinkie: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"

Normal Person: "Dude, he's not real."
Twinkie by Beantown2009 August 28, 2012