twinkie

the male special place, known as a twinkie by joe. Also, twinkette. This is the female special place.

Joe, stop playing with your twinkie!
But im horny!
That's no excuse to wank in public!

by uaag May 14, 2005

twinkie

an asian pretending to be white

that chinese is such a twinkie

by rfgthjk August 31, 2011

twinkie

1) a yellow, cream-filled pastry

2) another term for a cocaine hydrochloride "rock"

3) two people dressed similarly

1) dude I'm like soooo craving a twinkie right now

2) dude, pass me that twinkie

3) dude, look us, we're like totally twinkies!

by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004

twinkie

1. A believer in Creationism/Intelligent Design, interference of church in secular government who conflates pedestrian sentimentality and superstition with science, ethics and legality. 2. Someone who consistently trolls science, news/current events, religion and atheism chatrooms and forums posting misinformation, distortions and outright lies in order to support a puerile teleology. 3. A willful ignoramus, a scientific and legal illiterate, an intellectual lightweight.

The twinkie attempted to "prove" specious claims by posting links that were unrelated to the topic.

by XaurreauX July 16, 2008

twinkie

a 20 inch ,typicallly chrome, wheel

he had twinkies on that escalade

by smokedog June 25, 2006

twinkie

a keyword for a whore/hoe

that girl is such a twinkie, that's her fifth fuck tonight!

by EmilyJane0000 October 13, 2006

twinkie

a used cream filled condom

That sick fucker just ate a twinkie.

by hostess November 30, 2004