Twilight Fan

A person who reads and/or is obsessed with the popular series, Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Usally decides to be on either Team Edward, Team Jacob, both, or neither. Really obsessed and rereads the books over and over again trying to get every little part out of it. May also go on stepheniemeyer.com to read parts that were edited out or preveiws.

Ashley: Hi Alicia! Have you read the first chapter of Midnight Sun on Stephenies Meyer's website?

Alicia: Pfft! Of course i have, im a true Twilight Fan, Team Edward Forever!! I've read the books like 59783787458738728 times!

by Ashley M. T. August 4, 2008

Twilight Years

The last years of a person's life. Someone in their twilight years is often elderly.

"My grandma became incredibly mean in her twilight years"

by Hello My Darling September 1, 2011

twilight princess

The latest installment to The Legend of Zelda game series which was created by Nintendo's own Shigeru Miyamoto during the late 80's. The official release date for it on gamecube is December 12, 2006 while for Wii, it's November 19.

Hopefully, the game will be better than its predecessors. It sure looks like it will be, though.

Dude! I can't WAIT for Twilight Princess to come out! I HAVE to be the first to play it!

by The_Orthodox October 25, 2006

Twilight fucked

The frame of mind a fan of the Twilight Saga will get after watching a Twilight movie, or reading one of the four books. This usually involves talking/thinking about it nonstop, dreams of vampires or werewolves, and (in rare cases), online fan fiction stories.

Kathy just watched three Twilight movies in a row, and damn. She's really Twilight fucked.

I can't stop thinking about Jacob Black... I think I'm a wee bit Twilight fucked.

by The Secks July 19, 2010

stardoll- twilight club

A club where almost everybdy has seen almost everybody. You (non-noobling) can join yesterday and be remembered a week from now. Usually someone always posts on your topic, but even "populars" can be ignored some-times.

The people you must definitely meet are: Allie, Risse (or Cherry), Endive, Batman, Jessie, Taco, Amy, Liv, Charlotte, Summer, Georgia, Banana, Ella, Britt, Chanelle, and Grace.

TC Anthem:
"Vicky- The TC song" -on YouTube
The occasional n00b and OC invader drops in. Sometimesd we flee to Allie's back up club "Tcers", TC (twilight club) is almost always dead on mornings. If you do decide to join, don't be stereotipical about some of the "scene" dolls, spell horribly or try to "fit in". Sometimes I just hate these people, but I luff them 99.99% of the time.

Lynnzzy is never in her own club for whatever reason (Maybe she has a life othe and will someday kill us all. Just

N00b1: WH0 1S UR F@V0R1T3 TW1L1GHT CH@R@CT3R?

TCer1: What did you just say?

TCer2: I think she meant "What's your favorite twilight character?

TCer1: Most of us don't even like twilight :|

Noob1: WH@T?

stardoll- twilight club

by TC`ers4ever November 13, 2011

TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease)

A cultural spreading of an obsessive sickness (which usually strikes young girls or middle-aged mothers) that centers around the Twilight Saga created by Stephenie Meyer. With enough personal self-control, it is possible to heal, but some are forever succumbed and lost. TOD can relate to both the book characters and the portraying actors of the series.

For best possible chances of curing a TOD sufferer, make sure they stay away from all Twilight related merchandise and actors.

Normal friend - Are you alright? You didn't call me yesterday.
TOD sufferer - Sorry, I was reading Breaking Dawn again and I noticed something that was so weird because I hadn't ...
Normal friend - (runs away screaming) She's infected with TOD! Quick, everybody, run!

Fake Doctor Example:
Doctor - I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. You have been diagnosed with TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease).
Patient - So?
Doctor - It's worse than I thought.

by DiseaseControl March 30, 2010

Twilight

A cliche, overrated, horrid series based on a wet dream of a woman named Stephanie Meyers. A 107 year old virgin vampire (he sparkles!) named Edward falls in love with a clumsy, unattractive girl named Bella, whom many believe to be autistic. He thinks she smells good and watches her sleep. Werewolves and mean vampires try to eat her because she smells just so delicious. But Edward won't eat her because he is a vegetarian! So instead he just randomly grabs her hand out of nowhere and takes a nice big whiff of it. Bella keeps almost dying as various vampires rape, track down, and videotape her. After three nauseatingly awful books, the last one finally comes out where Bella turns into a vampire, Edward gives her a C-section with his teeth, and they have a demon child the vampire mafia wants to destroy. They name in something equally retarded as 'Jasper' or 'Carlisle', some members of Edward's family.

There. I just saved you three weeks of your life you could never get back.
You're welcome.

"Twilight is gay."
"Edward's shiny diamond skin turns me on!"
"I can't live without my perverted old boyfriend."
"I'm danger, stay away."
"I want to eat you."

by Liv Marie February 6, 2009