Twatinator

a female, delusional, uneducated liberal lacking intelligence; one that uses libtarded rhetoric to avoid stating facts and resorts to insults when faced with an intelligent question needing a factual answer, wears pink knitted hats

Man , Betty is a twatinator! I asked her to answer a simple question and she retorted with baseless insults!

by EG6785 March 10, 2017

Shania Twaining

After being cheated on by your spouse with your best friend, getting them back by hooking up with your best friend’s spouse.

This term comes from the factual scenario when Shania Twain’s husband cheated on her with her best friend. Shania Twain later divorced him, and married her best friend’s husband. This really happened, I shit you not.

Jim: “Wow, I can’t believe our best friends are idiots and decided to cheat on their spouses with each other.”

Rachel: “Yea, but that’s ok, the real winners are Mike and Sarah. They ended up Shania Twaining in the end.”

by Legitjosh February 2, 2019

twain

A very furry vagina. A vagina so hairy that is vaguely resembles Mark Twain's hair-do.

Birdie went down to Jenny's to get some twain.

by Bunny_of_the_Scots May 5, 2008

Thaina

A girl that can fight,black,mess with her she mess with you back,don’t except good shit from her,she done like many people and will tell you straight up right there and then what she thinks about you,a great “sister” to have,NOT FAKE tells you what’s up when you doing sum wrong,always has that beautiful best friend with her always by her side

You act just like Thaina funny and straight up.

by BlackQueenKay June 8, 2019

Never the Twain shall meet

A phrase that serves to clarify the fact that Mark Twain and Shania Twain have never met, and indeed will never meet, on account of his dying some 55 years before her birth.

Man 1: "Have Mark Twain and Shania Twain ever met? Indeed, will they ever meet?"
Man 2: "No. Never the Twain shall meet."

by PatrickNewman October 28, 2010

thaina

Girls that pretend to be tough but really just need loving. End up falling in love with a best friend.

Damn she thinks she's so hard, but she's just a thaina.

by FisherNuts February 12, 2010

trainal

noun. To form a line in which everyone humps the person in front of them. This can be done with either all guys or a female with a strap-on between each male.

Yo bitch, Our guests are hear, let's have trainal.

by yohan November 14, 2004