Todding

To no-call, no-show for work.

I got drunk last night, I am Todding today even though I have no vaction time left.

by Graig December 31, 2006

Tudinal

Giving, having, or appearing to have a bad attitude.

I said good morning to my buddy,and he was very short with me, so he appeared to be in a bad mood, in other words he was tudinal.

by LasVegas Pj's Curt November 22, 2011

turding

The act of telling your friends you are going to go pee and (insert a couple of other activities/chores) so that your long absence doesn't give away the fact that you were pooping.

Larry: Welcome back, how was the poop?
Chickie: I wasn't turding!!!!!

by rusrsrn July 28, 2020

todding the dog

neglecting your wife's pet

Wow, talk about todding the dog, the poor thing just fell in the sewer!

by Tony Schoenling September 10, 2020

Todding

The Act of intentionally and knowingly cheating with someone's significant other

You are a bottom feeding small dick POS for todding around with that mans wife.

by Esoterics March 22, 2023

Bank turding

A form of protest in the neohippie movement and porn hippie movement against the evil economic system we live under where they throw shit at a bank and smear it on its walls and leave toilet paper that they have wiped there ass on at it's front door.

Want a do some bank turding?

by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010

Tiddington

Coolest village

Have you heard of tiddington? its the coolest village... unlike that place called Ickford

by Tidtown87 September 26, 2010