Lucky tuddle

A sexual maneuver involving two human partners and a dog. While the couple is engaged in coitus, the dog licks the top partners anus.

Patrick received a Lucky tuddle last night, with a furious snouting from his girlfriends mutt.

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

tuddy jum jums

getting pussy, fucking a girl

im tryna get some tuddy jum jums tonight. xan gets no tuddy jum jums

by friz the kid June 30, 2010

tudball

A short, rounded peice of fecal matter that disengages itself from the mass and falls separately from the mass. Most commonly seen in pets, especially dogs. It's often seen dropped on the floor after successfully defacating outside. More often than not, it's the final peice of feces of the total mass.

Uh oh!! There's a tudball on the carpet! Where's that dog?! I'm not pickin' that thing up.

by Cheryl September 28, 2004

Tudhail

Tudhail is a combination of two words, tutty and chudhail. Tutty means shit, and the literal translation of chudhail is witch. Hence Tudhail is the witch of shit, who derives her strength by stealing the shitting power of people leaving them constipated for eternity

Woh dekho kasi ja rahi hai, apne ko Tudhail samajhti hai kya?

by Shree Shree Gurunathji Narora und Kalpakkam December 27, 2003

Turdance

Turdance is When a Certain Ocurrance Happens to End Up Making you Feel like Crap, Hench the Word Turd.

Yesterday's Meeting was Such a Turdance, That I couldn't sleep That night.

by Johan Plana October 17, 2008

Tugdab

A sour jello shot that usually wears a top hat and can be found referenced in reasoning classes at college

damn those tugdabs were sour last night bro" "Yeah, but they got us crunk

by Eecho May 14, 2011

turdaroni and cheese

Noun.

used to describe a bowl (or plate) of macaroni and cheese that is being consumed in the presence of a huge turd.
Often, the turd will try to deny all allegations in attempt to refute turdaroni-and-cheese claims, but you'll know.

Mickey: "I'm sooo hungry!"

Cindy: "Didn't you just have mac and cheese for lunch?"

Mickey: "Yeah but I was with Dylan, so it turned out to be just another disappointing bowl of turdaroni and cheese."

by penguinpleazer69 January 8, 2012