lord toothpaste

Our great Lord and savior.

Praise Lord Toothpaste!

by Hampter enthusiast April 20, 2022

Bubble Gum Toothpaste

A yummy toothpaste, but has the ability to give someone an allergic reaction where the lips could swell up. It only does this upon repeated use over many weeks.

“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”

“Okay son, just keep using it”

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

mouthful of toothpaste

mouthful of cum

''Johhny had a mouthful of toothpaste last night''

by mossballjar October 3, 2022

Cupid's toothpaste

The juices splashed in and around the mouth during oral sex.

"Hey man, you have a little something dribbling down your chin."

"Thanks dude, my gf sat on my face this morning and I must have missed some Cupid's toothpaste on the clean up."

by SpatBonce May 18, 2023

I would use her shit for toothpaste

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Uh oh, You found the toothpaste!

When somebody finds the toothpaste and you don’t wanna brush your teeth.

Person 1: I don’t wanna clean my teeth!
Person 2: But I found the toothpaste.
Person 1: Uh oh, you found the toothpaste!

by PizzaHutFan209 February 3, 2023

Toothpaste Arm

When someone uses too much toothpaste that while brushing, it runs down their arm.

Whenever you get toothpaste arm, there are always toothpaste speckles on the bathroom mirror.

by sergeantwhiskers November 17, 2011