Liz Truss

a pm who couldn’t last more than 44 days and quit instantly like the food i consume

“I’m a fighter, not a quitter”

quits 44 days later

Person 1: Look, she says she’s a fighter and not a quitter!

Person 2: Really??!!

Person 3: No, she quit 44 days later.

Person 1 and 2: She’s such a Liz Truss!

by scarab00bs December 25, 2022

Truss

unit of measurement, equal to about 44 full days

I have not seen my family since about 1 and a half trusses!

by Historiannn October 21, 2022

Truss

To fire the friend who did exactly what you asked them to do, while you keep your own job.

I can't believe Kwasi Kwarteng got Truss'd for bringing in that budget.

by Beerguyrob October 15, 2022

Slinging Trusses

To have sex with multiple dudes at one time. Known as the gayest thing there is.

Sorry boys, i wont make it today im too busy slinging trusses

by therealnohomo April 12, 2024

Truss

Someone who's been promoted far beyond their usefulness or competence

My new manager is a Truss

by drmaggot October 14, 2022

Texas Truss

A belt buckle that is so big it can do one of the following:
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.

That Texas Truss is so big I bet it cuts into his legs when he sits.

by izzafartsmeller August 22, 2011

A truss

A period of 44 days, or approximately 1.5 calendar months.

"How long before the extension is finished?"
"Not long. I reckon we'll have this wrapped up in a truss."

by Willy Shatspeare November 17, 2022