Trumpshaker

A handshake that is long and forceful that nearly pulls your arm out its socket.

Two enemies faking it for the public. One reaches out calmly while the other violently shakes for a long time. He gave him a Trumpshaker.

by msscream1234 February 20, 2018

trumpsauce

noun: Urine

Given Donald J. Trump's fascination with golden showers, trump-sauce or trumpsauce is another word for pee.

Can also be used as a verb meaning 'urinate on' or 'pee in'

noun:That scene was so frightening it scared the trumpsauce out of me!

verb: After the fifth beer I needed to trumpsauce the porcelain right off the toilet.

by The Dire Wolf March 14, 2018

Trumpspank

A meta-spank in which Person A uses an effigy, or likeness, of a Person B to spank Person B in an erotic and submissive way.

Stormy rolled up the cover of People Magazine and asked if Donald “wanted it?” She summarily trumpspanked his orange behind until she heard the safe-word ,“Daddy.”

Nigel Farage trumpspanked the queen with a briefcase of 20 pound notes and the Brexiters finally acknowledged he was a twat. Finally.

John Cena trumpspanked The Rock with a jackhammer in Wrestlemania and it was awesome.

by Warblinghamburglar May 16, 2018

Trumphuckery

trum·phuck·ery

trəmfuckery

1. Any unfaithful · faithless · disloyal · untrue · inconstant · fickle · flighty · unreliable · untrustworthy · false · false-hearted · deceiving · deceitful · treacherous · traitorous · extramarital · cheating · two-timing · unprincipled act, comment, or notion intended to misrepresent, pervert, corrupt, soil, sully or garble the truth or reality ·

2. Without standards · without morals · unethical · without scruples · unscrupulous unethical · bad · morally wrong · wrongful · wicked · evil · unprincipled · dishonorable · dishonest · unconscionable · iniquitous · disreputable · fraudulent · corrupt · depraved · vile · villainous · nefarious · base · unfair · underhand · devious · sinful · impure · unchaste · unvirtuous · shameless · degenerate · debauched · abandoned · dissolute · reprobate · perverted · indecent · lewd · licentious · wanton · bawdy · lustful · whorish ·

3. Shady · lowdown · dodgy · crooked · not cricket · miscreant dissolute · dissipated · debauched · degenerate · salacious · immoral · decadent · depraved · profligate · impure · sinful · wicked · corrupt · indecent · libertine · lustful · lecherous · lascivious · libidinous · prurient · lubricious · lewd · promiscuous · unchaste · carnal · fleshly · intemperate · abandoned · ribald · risqué · smutty · dirty · filthy · coarse · perverted · raunchy · naughty · pervy · randy · concupiscent · lickerish

EXAMPLE: “Donald Trump will commit trumphuckery when he denies having ever discussed former White House national security adviser Michael Flynn with former FBI director James Comey, if he is questioned about it in a sit-down interview with special counsel Robert Mueller, according to the president’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani.

“Donald Trump's, trumphuckery insisted on Saturday that Mexico would pay for a wall along the southern US border, one day after his administration asked Congress for $18bn over the next decade to start construction on the barrier.”

"You're saying it's a falsehood. And they're giving -- Sean Spicer, our press secretary -- gave alternative facts, amounting to trumphuckery"

President Donald Trump posted to his official Facebook page in more trumphuckery, a news report that erroneously claimed Kuwait had followed his recent immigration order by implementing a visa ban on several Muslim-majority nations.

Donald Trump clearly committed trumphuckery stating, “I’ll tell you the funniest is that I’ll go backstage before a show and everyone’s getting dressed,” Trump told Howard Stern in a 2005 recording released by CNN.
“No men are anywhere, and I’m allowed to go in, because I’m the owner of the pageant and therefore I’m inspecting it. … ‘Is everyone OK?’ You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. ‘Is everybody OK?’ And you see these incredible-looking women (15, 16, 17 year old girls), and so I sort of get away with things like that.”

by Dr. Sterling Styx September 20, 2018

Trumplicker

Anyone who supports or sympathizes with the insurgents that violently attacked the Capitol on January 6th 2020. Also anyone who still supports Donals Trump after inciting this violence.

My uncle was trying to tell me that the were actually all antifa in disguise, he's such a Trumplicker.

by Greg Bee January 9, 2021

Trumpeach

To impeach someone more than once

His actions were not so onerous that they would put him at risk of efforts to trumpeach him.

by anonymous January 13, 2021

Trumpacity

The ability to state something wildly and obviously false, racist, misleading, or contradictory without irony or shame.
Portmanteau of Trump and audacity.

"Did you hear what he just said about the Puerto Rican community?"
"Yeah, that took some serious trumpacity."

by Mr. Lumbergh September 7, 2018