What happens in the morning after eating a pound of whipped cream or halloween candy served by a skeleton. Often comes in spurts, spats, and squarts. Turds of low viscosity that often stick to the bottom of the toilet seat.
Jesus, after eating all of that halloween candy we got from that lady dressed up as a skeleton, I had the rich trotts this morning! My asshole hurts!
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That bird was so cute, she gave me a trouser smile.
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Her booty was so fine, I got a massive trouser smile.
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Get the trouser smile mug.A discreet method for a male to give himself a quick wank inside of his trousers. Generally performed by masturbating the genitals with the hands placed in one or both of the pants pockets. Occurs commonly in public places or during work hours when open masturbation would be very problematic or one cannot move to private location for relief. Trouser Tugs generally do not reach full climax due to the mess and problems associated with the appearance of Trouser Gravy.
Dan was so horny at work sitting in his cubicle while on conference call. Since he couldn't leave the call to go to the men's room for a quick wank to blow his load, he chose to sit at his desk and give himself a Trouser Tug instead. He chose not to cream himself and blow Trouser Gravy as he had to meet with his boss after the call.
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Get the Trouser Tug mug.Upon entering the stall, I was horrified at the sight of a good sized cornback trout another had left in the toilet for me to admire.
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After two steaks and 3 ears of corn, it was time to set the bobber in the toilet to drop a cornback trout.
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After two steaks and 3 ears of corn, it was time to set the bobber in the toilet to drop a cornback trout.
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