Tripod Statement

A bold statement with Big Dick Energy.

Cooper: *Makes a statement with Big Dick energy*
Jack: "That right there is a Tripod Statement."

by Wee Knees June 14, 2019

Tripod Kickstand

when you have a penis long enough to use as a tripod so you don't need to use your legs.

"Man Solee this trek is killing me man, where all the trees at, i might whip out the tripod kickstand and rest for a while"

by Otungarei February 15, 2009

Tripod of DOOM

group of 3 males, hardcore in fashion, who live in close quarters

"Did you see that Tripod of DOOM?"

by nate stahl November 10, 2008

Tripod Funny

A inside joke consisting of 3 inside jokes combined...Hence the Tripod Funny

1.I see evaporation
2.I'm pulling my eyelids
3.silly rabbit kids are for trix

I see evaporation while im pulling my eyelids..you silly rabbit kids are for trix! <Thats the Tripod Funny

by amigop March 4, 2009

Tripod Hours

The act of eradicating all good in your pantry as if you're a robot in War of the Worlds eradicating the human race.

It's time for some tripod hours after that bowl I just smoked.

by TheDerpicus February 28, 2018

tripod husband

a partner who is typically behind the camera taking photos of their partner. can either be giving or receiving direction. has a good understanding of photography lighting. has heard the phrase "honey, my eyes were closed!" often, and has learned to take multiple pics.

"Have you seen Maggie's vacation feed? Her tripod husband is so good, her photos look amazing"

by Jonny Le February 9, 2023

Tripod Trick

A female fitfluencer whose page is only filled with her body and no meaningful guidance on fitness. Takes photos/videos in the gym incessantly (with or without a tripod) for her Instagram and/or Only Fans.

Dude I saw this tripod trick in the gym yesterday and she would not stop filming herself doing squats and taking photos of her ass in the mirror.

by NoTinnitusHear April 30, 2024