trots

Loose bowels. The drizzly shits.

Braughton got the trots in her office and didn't make it to the can. This is one of those sent-from-Heaven events that embarrasses the most arrogant of soccer moms.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

hot trots

When the need to poop is so imminent that you have to run in order to get to a toilet before shitting your pants.

After that trip to Taco Bell, Katlyn had to shit so bad she had the hot trots.

by letsgetmost April 21, 2021

Trotsky

The Bolshevik head of the Red Army during the Russian Civil War and a subsequent attempted invasion of Europe in 1920, he is frequently idolized by Left fascist ideologues. Was a radical compared to Josef Stalin - the major issue between them during the 1930's was whether to make a second attempt at conquering Europe (Leon Trotsky wanted to attack them sometime during the 1930s, whereas Stalin advocated "socialism in one country" and wanted to build up the industrial power of Russia first before attempting any new conquests). Trotsky tried to use his leverage in the Red Army to have Stalin ousted and killed, but Stalin struck first, slaughtering Trotskyite loyalists in the Soviet armed forces during the "Great Purge" and eventually having Trotsky himself killed.

An altogether nasty, murderous man. His role is similar in Marxist mythology to that of Nathan Bedford Forrest amongst advocates of "The Lost Cause" in the American South - a romanticised figure that, in life, engaged in horrific atrocities and stood for the worst sorts of totalitarian barbarism. He is an especially appealing figure to those who still try to pretend that the Left is interested in anything resembling social justice, civil rights, etc. or that purport that the ideological mumbo-jumbo that Marxists repeat like magical formulas has any resemblence to the rigours of science.

"Stalin was the one what ruined the Revolution - if only Trotsky had won his struggle for power everything in Russia would have been peaches and cream..." so on.

by DrCruel November 23, 2006

trits

Abbreviation of "Trampoline Tits"
Large and bouncy breasts; often displaying trampoline-like qualities.

I tried throwing a pebble at her chest, but it bounced off her trits and hit me in the face.

by Spectrius October 9, 2014

Triosome

Group of three people from a family who are awesome and inspire others by their style of living.

This family is a triosome. Their way of life will inspire the millions.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk October 28, 2019

Trotsky's suicide

When someone is killed, but the killer makes it looks like a suicide.

- "How did Jeffrey Epstein die?"
- "He had a Trotsky's suicide"

by Hari Seldom August 11, 2021

TriOS College

A private College located throughout Ontario, Canada. Pay your way though school type of deal. Not a real education by any means.

Man: "I'm going to back to school at TriOS College! Finally going to an educated man!"
Friend: "TriOS! Man that doesn't count as education!"

by Chloe Greaves October 6, 2022