Tree

It's also known as a penis. Just a more kinky way of saying dick. If you use this word with your boyfriend or girlfriend, you will surely get laid. It is more frequently used when it is between some homosexuals.

Landen: Hello darling. Would you like you be pleasured with my nice tree?

Mikey: Oh of course landen stick your tree up my asshole.

by Laynessa December 29, 2008

Tree

Why the fuck are you looking up tree in a dictionary? Fine, I'll tell you. They're those giant sticks with leaves on them.

You're a fucking dumbass for looking up "tree" in the dictionary.

by BiggieCheese'sAss January 29, 2018

Tree

it gives oxygen.

person: wow this tree is giving me oxygen.

by name - ur mom May 18, 2022

Tree

You should already know what a fucking tree is

How tf do you not know what a tree is nibba

by ItsyerboiREEEE February 15, 2018

tree

over sized dildo

i stuck a tree up my ass

by mystic5436 October 24, 2022

Tree

Not a plant

Hey is that a plant?
No, it’s a tree.

by StephMcSteph June 13, 2018

Tree

Big green monster

Urmygurd it's a tree

by Lilybily December 10, 2016