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Travesty

A name for a man that is sexy to a woman but unfortunately for the attracted woman swings the other way.
"Check out the hot guy in the 3-piece suit!"

"Forget about it, he's a travesty."

"No way! He's gay? That's so not fair, I wanted to make a baby with that hottie."
by Naughtia August 3, 2009
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travesty

an extremely large (Magnum XL Black or Gold or larger) male genitalia.
Girl, Matt had such a TRAVESTY!
by Rita March 27, 2005
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Tapestry

if a person has tapestry in their room they are probably a ugly single girl.
“Oh that girl is really ugly and single, she must have a tapestry in her room”
by Woahz February 16, 2021
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Tapestry Collector

A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account
“You going to Shambala? “
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”

“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“

“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”

“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”
by Bluebangs October 10, 2023
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Tapestry

A word that AI overuses when generating sophisticated text.
"You literally ChatGPTed your essay dude, there's no way you actually called the topic a 'complex tapestry'"
by GirthDefect June 14, 2024
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Tapestry

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tapestry
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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dirty tapestry

When you ejaculate on a woman’s long hair, making it appear like an abstract medieval tapestry.
I finished on my girlfriend, giving her a dirty tapestry.
by FatFroLicker February 19, 2018
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