Toyota

A japanese car corporation that makes crappy vehicals for stupid americans who would rather support japans economy more than there own.

Sue: I can't belive my dads car broke down while he was driving me to school
Tom: dosen't your dad have a Toyota
Sue: Uhh Yeah
Tom: Then why are you so suprised, maybe you should buy america next time.

by ETFrocks!! June 23, 2009

Toyota

Overrated Japanese car company that cons ignorant americans into thinking their cars are made in the USA just because they "assemble" a couple of them here. Build assembly plants in the southern states to avoid paying their workers a decent wage & to avoid the UAW.Bland boring cars & trucks that cant survive longer than 5 years in the north due to cronic rust out.

Pick one they all suck.

by Kevin April 10, 2006

Toyota

Blandness incarnate in vehicle form.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear? Jeff finally decided to spend some money and bought a new car. Guess which type?

Guy 2: If I had to wager a guess, I'd say he definitely bought a Toyota. He is about as white bread as they come.

by Kanye Weston August 4, 2012

Toyota

A new form of terrorism

My Toyota suddenly accelerated after I had the gas pedal replaced. I think the Japs are trying to kill Americans by radio-controlling their cars from Japan

by ImportsAreGay March 4, 2010

TOYOTA

Piece of shit car that should be illigal to own in America. They are going to put all of the American car companys out of business because they sell a very cheap, fuel efficient car that breaks down all of the time and is almost impossible to fix yourself and extremely impossible to find a certified mechanic to work on them.

This piece of shit TOYOTA was cheap and is fuel efficient but it always breaks down!!

by Chad Chad Chad March 2, 2007

Toyota

A vehicle that does not stop. Enough said.

Joey: Wow, that car isn't stopping, oh no, it's headed straight for that fast moving intersection. We're going to see people die in a few seconds!
Rachel: Well, it must be a Toyota.
Phoebe: Just be glad that it's not behind us.

by FriendsFan2008 March 4, 2010

Toyota

An auto maker that is "Moving you forward" even when you don't want to.

Person 1-Oh darn, my Toyota Prius wouldn't stop and I wrecked it on the freeway, spilling my tea all over my lap.

Person 2-You should have bought a Ford you pussy.

by Ricky Turbo April 12, 2010