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Townsend

In Guelph the Townsend's and the Trento's are good friends they bail each other out of jail and share same cell sometimes Townsend's steal cars and usually do alott of drugs and are very smart they have the ability to escape from jail.
Hey Townsend how do you escape from jail?
by Tyler Townsend December 5, 2007
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Townsend

v. to leave a hangout spot at approximately 11:00 pm to "study"...also to leave friends when the mood becomes uncomfortable, sexual, or tense.

n. any male not interested in the female sex

v. to have a large obsession with Chuck Norris and Tom Selleck
Dude, way to townsend out on us last night during the movie...

Dude, he doesnt think she is hott, he must be a townsend!
by Thunder Johnson May 11, 2006
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Townsend

A real bullshitter. Takes no shame in being caught out and likes to make up the most pointless of lies.
"This guy at the pub tried to tell me he downed a litre of vodka to impress a woman, he was a real townsend!"
by PersuasiveOwl420 December 5, 2017
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Townesing

Turning a Noun into a Verb
Wow, you Townesed that Noun!

Townesing is lots of fun
by Wafflesgood May 9, 2010
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Stewart Townsend

Stewart Townsend is the best thing that came out of Ireland!
by SG_ZV_6661 November 6, 2009
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will townsend

Fugly boy who makes shit spotify playlists and probably has a boner 24/7
Person- "Wow just found a will townsend, I'll stay away from him"
by ginger boy 321 January 24, 2018
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townsend

A Townsend is typically a social pariah, with no self respect or decency. They usually have a tendency to steal and lie to anybody they ever meet, They are also of an extremely low intelligence including self esteem which is probably from the parents pushing them to be the "don" as a small child, when in reality a Townsend just cant. To summarise a person who is a Townsend is a complete goon who is literally to stupid to ever function in day to day life.
Person 1: That dude has no dignity what so ever
Person 2: True, he's such a townsend!
by MrBud November 4, 2011
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