English slang to describe someone who's a throwaway or a wanker. Generally used in a derogatory manner to insult someone that no one likes.
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by @strivingfortruth September 30, 2019
Tosser (North America)
A tosser in Britain is just another word for a wanker but in North America it means that among other things.
A tosser can come in many shapes and forms. A tosser is moreless an urban male. Most common is the kind of guy that walks around looking like a homo without necessarily being gay. University campuses are typically breeding grounds for this type of person. A dead give away that someone is a tosser is when you see a guy wearing thick framed glasses, carrying his notes or laptop in any sort of over the shoulder man purse and has a rooster style hair do. They like to think they are the bohemian creative class of North America but they’re whores to corporate America as much as anyone as they are sure to have the latest in laptops, cell phones and palm pilots. They can often be found in coffee shops like starbucks, in a classroom showing more enthusiasm than the average student towards their professor’s lesson or on the streets of any big city on a business day.
Tossers tend to be liberal which is generally a good thing. I care about the environment and human rights as much as anyone but they make it gay by wearing those little buttons on their man purses and coats that say stuff like “Take Action Now”, “Lower Tuition Fees” and the classic “AIDS. Don’t Ignore It”.
You may be a tosser if…
You are a male
You go to University and are in a liberal arts program
You grab your ankles
You tell adults you know about your school program
You frequent internet cafes
You have a job writing for a magazine
You can’t bench press your own weight
You buy coffee from starbucks
You carry a laptop in a man purse
You did not play any sports in high school
You go shopping with your mommy like a sissy
You have a job at the body shop
You gel your hair in a rooster style
You are an advocate for smart cars and other green technology
You wrote or are writing a thesis
You talk to people about your stress levels or exam schedule
You listen to pussy music like Coldplay or Sam Roberts
You look towards Europe for fashion and style inspiration
You have a lot of female friends that you have no sexual attraction to
You say you care about world poverty but all you do is write about it
You do ballet, theater or are a member of a wussy sports program like rowing
If you said yes to a lot of this, you need to stop being a little queerass toss bag and grow a pair.
A tosser in Britain is just another word for a wanker but in North America it means that among other things.
A tosser can come in many shapes and forms. A tosser is moreless an urban male. Most common is the kind of guy that walks around looking like a homo without necessarily being gay. University campuses are typically breeding grounds for this type of person. A dead give away that someone is a tosser is when you see a guy wearing thick framed glasses, carrying his notes or laptop in any sort of over the shoulder man purse and has a rooster style hair do. They like to think they are the bohemian creative class of North America but they’re whores to corporate America as much as anyone as they are sure to have the latest in laptops, cell phones and palm pilots. They can often be found in coffee shops like starbucks, in a classroom showing more enthusiasm than the average student towards their professor’s lesson or on the streets of any big city on a business day.
Tossers tend to be liberal which is generally a good thing. I care about the environment and human rights as much as anyone but they make it gay by wearing those little buttons on their man purses and coats that say stuff like “Take Action Now”, “Lower Tuition Fees” and the classic “AIDS. Don’t Ignore It”.
You may be a tosser if…
You are a male
You go to University and are in a liberal arts program
You grab your ankles
You tell adults you know about your school program
You frequent internet cafes
You have a job writing for a magazine
You can’t bench press your own weight
You buy coffee from starbucks
You carry a laptop in a man purse
You did not play any sports in high school
You go shopping with your mommy like a sissy
You have a job at the body shop
You gel your hair in a rooster style
You are an advocate for smart cars and other green technology
You wrote or are writing a thesis
You talk to people about your stress levels or exam schedule
You listen to pussy music like Coldplay or Sam Roberts
You look towards Europe for fashion and style inspiration
You have a lot of female friends that you have no sexual attraction to
You say you care about world poverty but all you do is write about it
You do ballet, theater or are a member of a wussy sports program like rowing
If you said yes to a lot of this, you need to stop being a little queerass toss bag and grow a pair.
Ben Mulroney is a complete bloody tosser.
I tought University would be the illest four years of my life but everywhere I look I see tossers loving life because they are in their element.
I tought University would be the illest four years of my life but everywhere I look I see tossers loving life because they are in their element.
by Alligator Al January 1, 2008
1.Somebody (preferably male) who performs the act of masturbation regularly.
2. An insult used to describe someone as a "frequent masturbator ".
2. An insult used to describe someone as a "frequent masturbator ".
by ╮(─▽─)╭ October 25, 2017
Tosser: some wanker who asks too many questions all in one quick asf sentence, doesn’t reply to your snaps and thinks little fat lamb is the shit.
by Messedwonder May 6, 2018