messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008

Topanga arms

Topanga from Boy Meets World was a good looking chick, but she had meaty and oversized arms. When you see a good looking chick with this condition, like Kelly Clarkson, you say "she's hot but she's got Topanga arms."

Kelly Clarkson has Topanga arms.

by ALotofAlano March 12, 2008

Tompanzee

Deluded knuckle-dragging worshipper of Tommy Robinson, an infamous gammon-herding midget whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon. Mostly middle-aged, balding lumpenproletariat men, Tompanzees can often be heard singing their hymn "Oh Tommy Tommy" to the tune of "Son of my Father", written by Giorgio Moroder and a popular hit for Chicory Tip in the UK in 1972. 'Tommy' is a man of convictions - he has them for assault, fraud and trying to enter the US illegally with someone else's passport. He is currently facing further criminal proceedings for alleged contempt of court.

If a Tompanzee's brain was made of dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

by Gammonhunter March 9, 2019

topamax

Brand name of topiramate. Topamax is an anticonvulsant known for causing anomia, memory loss, and general stupidity. Therefore also called 'dopamax'.

Like many other anticonvulsants, Topamax is often used as a mood stabilizer. Appetite suppression is a common side-effect, so it is sometimes prescribed to encourage weight loss.

NOT spelled 'topomax' and NOT an antipsychotic.

"The Topamax was working great for my mood swings, but I had to go off it because it was totally wiping my memory."

by B. Ellis May 21, 2007

topp crime

The best band ever to make music, period.

topp crime is amazing.

by Music Guy April 1, 2005

Toni Topaz

Toni Topaz is a 17 year old character from a TV show called Riverdale. Toni Topaz is Bisexual and is dating Cheryl Blossom who is a lesbian. In season 2 she was introduced as Jughead Jones helper who would show him around Southside High School. Toni Topaz is now living in Cheryl Blossoms house with her.

Hi I'm Toni Topaz the bartender at Southside's white wrym and who is also dating the HBIC Cheryl Blossom.

by Boss_bella1738 January 8, 2019

Topmannequin

n. A young male whose outfit consists of clothes that are purchased entirely from the British male style and fashion store Topman, thus giving the impression of a walking mannequin.

I hate going to that indie club, everyone dresses like a topmannequin.

by Okij March 21, 2010