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Tooth brush

A brush for your teeth. Used for brushing your teeth using toothpaste or Whitening Toothpaste
Person: "I want a brush for my teeth so I can brush my teeth. I think I need to buy a tooth brush."
Tooth brush by Evil October 18, 2003

tooth to head ratio 

In a large crowd, the total number of teeth of all people combined divided by the total number of heads. In a well eduated crowd with reasonable oral hygene, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be close to 32:1. If you were to attend a monster truck rally or a wrestling match, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be around 12:1. At a bluegrass concert it can sit around the 5:1 or 4:1 area.
I have stopped going to Ottawa Senators games when the Leafs are in town because the tooth to head ratio is just too low to handle.

'Tooth Fairy 

Any idiot who constantly wears their blue-tooth earpiece, wheather they are actually on the phone or not; like it is a new fashion accesory.
Man, I always thought Sam must be a popular guy because he's always wearing his earpiece, but I found out he's just a 'Tooth Fairy.
'Tooth Fairy by J. Cox December 27, 2008

tooth bouquet 

Having (few) teeth sprouting from your mouth like a bouquet of flowers, especially gapped, crooked and decayed.
1) Did you see the tooth bouquet on that derelict?

2) That meth-head sure had a tooth bouquet going, didn't he?
tooth bouquet by Left Coast November 27, 2007

Tooth Scoot 

When giving a blow job, the female moves her teeth back and forth along the man's shaft, "scooting" them along.
I didn't think I'd enjoy it, but when Tracy gave me the Tooth Scoot, I jizzed right then and there!
Tooth Scoot by Scooter Pooter! January 12, 2010

tooth box 

another phrase that means mouth
"I'm nomming on raisins while my strudel cooks. I can't wait to put it in my tooth box. Yum!"

or

"I'm gonna punch you in the tooth box."
tooth box by Six Bubbles July 7, 2012