Entertainment Tonight

An entertainment show with no morals in regards to who they report about. They treat others' misery as if people want to know about it ("What is Martha Stewart doing now in jail? We've got the EXCLUSIVE details!!"). A sad show that needs to be taken off the air, and is a prime example of the stoicism in media today.

Entertainment Tonight is now running a story of how the parapalegic Terry Schiavo is supposedly bulemic right now. How dare they try to gain from a living person who is currently suffering.

by DCX Returns March 24, 2005

play-tonic

Somebody who is a really good friend but also really amazing at playing videogames.

Person 1: Did you see Rajonite's stream last night?

Person 2: Ya, it was play-tonic as hell!

by Kifo January 7, 2023

Tonisha

Usually small and black, has a nice ass and massive boobs, people would say she was a classic wifey material. Would do anything for the ones she loves. She is just all round beautiful and carries a good spirit get on her bad side she will mess you up.

Wow, you have a tonisha your so lucky!!

by Confusedteen October 26, 2016

Tonio

Tonio is super hot and intimidating . He might seem like a playboy at first glance, but when really get to know him it's worth it. He is an extremely funny, charismatic guy, but only around the people he really trusts. His mood changes a lot, and he can be quiet from time to time, but that doesn't stop him from being a loyal and loving boyfriend. If you ever get to meet a Tonio make sure to bang him.

Girl1: I just spent the best night of my life with this guy.

Girl2: That sounds like a Tonio

Girl1: Yep!!!

by Accurate definitions101 February 26, 2021

Toni Cipriani

The main character from GTA Liberty City Stories. A member of the infamous Leone crime family. He also makes an appearance in GTA 3.

Toni Cipriani ran over many Sindaccos and Forellis with the Gruppe Sechs van.

by Cub_Paulk March 2, 2007

jesus tonight

Exclamation of annoyance when particularly fed up of over explaining something.

Jesus Tonight Shirley...if Ive told you once Ive told you a thousand fucking times!!

by porkchopexpress November 3, 2007

teoni

That super hot sexy girl. Know one knows how to pronouce her name and she is also sweet and sensitives. She will not get with just any guy you have to be bae to get with her!

Aww look that hoe turned into a Teoni!

by Tae too turnt February 20, 2015