tolie

A term used instead of penis, or it can be used to describe or define a penis.

Brian is packing. He's got a big tolie.
Dj flashed me his tolie.

by girlcremator October 16, 2007

Toliet Attack

A code/alert meaning to lock you bathrooms from the outside and grab a bowl to poop and pee in and head to a closet. Toliet attacks happen when a angry, blood thirsty toliet becomes loose. You know if you toliet is mad if it shows sign of mocking, begging, or singing the song "Blood Bath". Toliet attacks need to be taken very seriously.

News Reporter:Toliet Attack Alert! A toliet is on the loose! Lock you bathroom doors and get into a safe area!

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Secretly Infected Toliet: Come on please sit on me!
Person in Bathroom: No, I don't have to go!
Toliet: So, it couldn't hurt!
Person: No, why don't you just shut up!
Toliet (mockingly): No, why don't you just shut up!
Person: That's it, I'm leaving.
Toliet: No, stay!Um..(hesitates) Blood Bath! Blood Bath! AHHHH!
Peron: Oh my gosh, I'm calling the KTJL!What was that number again?
Toilet: BLOOD BATH! AHHHHHH!

by Killer Toilet Justice League January 30, 2010

arman tolikov

a smooth boy who doesn't own a p*enis because of smoothness, he also suffers from something they call 'engelse ziekte' so he'll be dying in a few months. he also likes to fuck daniel antonov and just little boys in general

Look! that's "Arman Tolikov", he's so damn smooth!

by fardeensheno September 6, 2021

sweet toliver

The act of engaging in anal sex and immediately afterward felating the feces covered penis.

Dude, naw, it was nothing like that. She gave me a dirty toliver on the first date!

by Ratt Baxter September 10, 2004

Toliet bowl stew

The act of shitting,pissing,and puking in the same toliet without flushing.

Tom:Dude I was at a party the other day and guess what I left in their bathroom?
Bill:What?
Tom:A pinch of piss,a dash of shit,and tad bit of puke.
Bill:HaHa you left them a hearty serving of Toliet bowl stew

by D-williy April 1, 2010

tolio

The occurrence of jacked-up toes. A portmanteaux of "toe" and "polio."

William caint be wearin no sandals cause of his tolio.

by Mr. Brad May 20, 2005

Skibbidi toliet

A random meme that blew up and it is just a fuckin head in a toilet watched my 4 yos

Hey man you watch skibbidi toliet?
NO IM NOT A NI-

by Man45784629376587263 September 21, 2023