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Todger Dodger

Someone who is a 100% lesbian or someone who has an extreme allergic reaction to penis (male and female).
"Did you see that women explode when she gave orall"
"look at her shaven head, army boots yep she is a Todger Dodger"
by kinder king January 4, 2010
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Not Today *cough*

Calling in sick at the last second before you need to report. The cough at the end is an poor attempt to fake sick.
Good morning Intertek how can i direct your call.

Nancy its Bryce I know work starts in 30 seconds but Not today *Cough* I'm sick.
by The Blue Falcon September 9, 2009
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Today

The current pre-determined expanse of time consisting of 24 hours that is unfolding at the exact moment that your consciousness is expierencing for the first time.
Today is a great day.
by A-person_yay May 9, 2014
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Today years old

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.
I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????
by Ani_Mike June 2, 2019
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I pooped today

This means that you had excriment leave your anus.
I just sat on the toilet and I pooped today. I also Tweeted about it.
by Smitty134 May 5, 2011
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"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.
I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.
by Don Engel May 17, 2004
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not today

when you can be bothered with foolishness because your not in the mood .....
*your eating food

person one:u fat pig

you: NOT TODAY!! eric
by shot that.. March 12, 2020
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