tinkle tracks

The spots of pee that are visable on a gals pants or skirt after taking a pee. Usually caused by excessive alcohol or being in a hurry.

Cindy was in such a hurry to get to her meeting that she had tinkle tracks on her pants after she left the bathroom.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

Tipsy Tinkle

A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.

It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion

For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.

Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson, and Carlos Mencia.

Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!

by Johnny Mo November 7, 2006

tinkle face

a comeback simmilar to poop butt, butt face, and poopie head. but SO much better.

shutup dec, you tinkle face

by yamonact November 30, 2006

Tangerine Tinkle

Another term for urinary tract infection, because the medication turns your piss orange.

Tracy: OMG, Liz do you have the Tangerine Tinkle? Cause you didn't flush your piss this morning and it was electric orange.

Liz: Shit, sorry, yeah I do...& it burns!

by nittygrits May 24, 2009

goober-tinkle

a fart which comes out wet

did you smell that goober-tinkle?

by gabbygee June 30, 2006

sneaky tinkle

During a late night urge to urinate, you are unable to muster up enough energy to go to the toilet, and seeing that your partner is conveniently positioned, decide to fill her up for some satisfactory release.

"I really needed a piss last night, but luckily I was able to take a sneaky tinkle in Sandy's bucket"

by Willson May 15, 2008

Tinkle Tu

When you're peeing and you let out a fart.

"Oh no! I didn't fart baby! I tinkle tu'd"

by nopookerspls June 22, 2015