Tijuana highlights

Rubbing shit into someone's hair.

I am going to give that hooker Tijuana highlights tonight.

by Poppinfresh82 June 3, 2011

Tijuana Line Dance

Noun. The act of throwing a box of bullets into a campfire usually with a large group of people.

Turned into a goddamn tijuana line dance.

by Haigy July 26, 2011

Tijuana yacht club

A combination between a golden shower and getting the nuggets. You piss on your partner's chest, and then shit on it, and watch it float down.

I gave a hooker a Tijuana yacht club last night, and her pimp beat me up.

by Mtownjeff July 25, 2014

Tijuana sailboat

When a man, attempting to hit on a woman who is much too young or much too hot for him, pops an obvious boner while wearing loose-fitting pants.

Omigod, Ashley, that creepy old dude would not stop talking to me. He just kept standing there in his old man pants sporting that pathetic looking tijuana sailboat. It was disgusting!

by The J Team May 18, 2016

Tijuana Sharpie

Noun; A hard and/or frozen turd used for writing/drawing in any slogan or other artistic endeavor including but not limited to face painting, graffiti, etc.

After a long night of drinking Amanda used a Tijuana Sharpie to draw a mustache on Tim and a unibrow on Taylor while they were passed out.

by Tad Thicke June 30, 2017

Tijuana snowstorm

The act of ejaculating into a small desk fan while your partner sits with their face on the other side, So that the load hits the blades and is scattered like the juicy flakes of an oncoming blizzard.

Jesus, is that lotion on your face or did you get a Tijuana snowstorm?

by Lil’nacho May 28, 2019

Tijuana blow dry

When you finish bath time with a spicy Latina drying you off with her flatulence

“Hey did you hear Maria is back in town for the summer? God I can’t wait to “accidentally” leave my towel at home when we go to the beach. She gives the best Tijuana blow dry I’ve ever had!

by Romonster February 24, 2023